Best line:
"They ate my family."
"What do you mean..."they ate them"?"
DR. EVIL:"Congratulations num-nuts! You've successfully turned me into a friggin Jack-In-the-Box."
Horrible movie
shareHow about, "I'm not a doctor but he has holes in his stomach."
or:
"It's a trick. They tricked us!"
"A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon."
"I prefer to remember things my own way ... not necessarily the way they happened."
I really dont see how that is Awful. There really isnt anything base that on. this post is stupid. the movie was ok
shareThis is coming from someone who uses "OMG" in normal discussions.
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who cares about the diaglogue the character names were the worst ever
i was expecting voltron, slicer, tribal bandit and voodoo mace to come wandering in as a gang of foraging prostitutes
in 2011 was there an international law created that forced everyone to take a name from a badly written comic book?
OMG OMG OMG
OMG
Some of the most predictable and cliched dialogue I've ever heard. It was so bad I made a point of coming to imdb the second it was over so I could vote it down. This movie is abysmal.
share"They ate my family."
"What do you mean..."they ate them"?"
The most ridiculous thing about the "they ate my family"/"what do you mean?" exchange was that Neon had already said that the Rovers or whatever their name was were CANNIBALS. Even if you could somehow come up with more than one interpretation for "they ate them," you'd think the fact that these people had been identified as cannibals would narrow that down for ya. Of course, you'd also think that it would be easier to use deer or rabbits for food than people, and that folks with guns would have a pretty good chance against guys with clubs, but this movie has a logic all its own, so...
Not the line itself, but Darwin's reading of "will you just fix...the WATER PURIFIERS!" was bizarre. And all of the cannibals' lines were silly. Especially the guy with the trumpet talking to his stomach.
Terrible screenplay. That's what bothered me most about this movie. The dialogue read like a high school play. The scenes were awkward, especially when Neon confessed who she was.
shareExactly like a high school play. I couldn't even finish the movie, that's how bad I thought it was. Which is too bad, because I thought that the plot was decent. That was about all that was good, though.
shareThere are so many whoppers to choose from in this movie, but I did particularly love the hornblower's conversation with his tummy. It was totally bizarre and just meant absolutely nothing to the plot. That was one of the many times I laughed out loud in this movie.
As a horror movie is it disgraceful but as a comedy it's pretty damn good! I wish Mystery Science Theater 3000 was still on so they could do this movie.
Everyone who agrees w/ me should watch Doomsday - it will make you giggle. :D
DR. EVIL:"Congratulations num-nuts! You've successfully turned me into a friggin Jack-In-the-Box."
it was ok dialogues, what you expect, shakespear?
Well said, navaros.
DR. EVIL:"Congratulations num-nuts! You've successfully turned me into a friggin Jack-In-the-Box."
Well some people do talk like that when they are scared or shocked or whatever and don't really know what else to say. Just like when someone says something shocking and someone else replies, "Are you serious?". People don't always think before they talk but yeah it was bad writing but not totally unbelievable for characters to say in real life.
Also that line by Darwin was just really bad acting! That guy was a bad actor and yes he delivered that line terribly.
Are you high?
This movie is a poorly written, poorly directed, poorly acted (which makes me sad as Vinnie Jones rules), poorly edited, poorly lit, poorly implimented waste of film stock.
One of the most unconvincing.... lamest lines ever:
"it doesn't matter what you do, because come sunset I'm gonna be gnawin' on your bones."
Unintentionally hilarious.
Who would say this?
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Michael Madsen really needed the money BAD, or owed somebody a favor.
"I prefer to remember things my own way ... not necessarily the way they happened."
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this was the worst movie i have ever seen. How does this stuff even get released!!!!!!!!
shareMy favourite was:
"She doesn't look like a killer to me..."
What exactly do killers look like?
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it
R.I.P.: Reese, Angel, Darren, Chad, Kyle, Jake, Mitch, Keith, Ryan, David, Trent, Scott
It always bothers me when the good guys ask the bad guys why. Especially in a case like this where the answer is too obvious.
You all make me laugh. Do you even listen to the way people talk in real life...we all say stupid corny stuff...why should it be any different in movies? People say things all the time that are obvious and still get a huh? response. All the character names being based on cars well, eh....That could have just been because it was about the end of gas....and against automotive companies.
shareI know seriously! This is the way some people in real life actually talk and people really do say some of these things, as dumb as they may sound in the movie. Get over yourselves!
shareDo you even listen to the way people talk in real life...we all say stupid corny stuff...why should it be any different in movies?Exactly. It's odd that folks bitch because the plot isn't realistic and then turn around and bitch because the dialog was realistic. You just can't please some folks. share
well if somoen come up to me and say somone ate his family i would prolly respond same. it was ok dialogues, what you expect, shakespear?
sharePrize for the biggest stinker of a line in this turd of a movie was when Newt / Neo / Nova (whatever, the mute kid) called Vinnie 'Hard Man' Jones a retard.
Most of the dialogue sounded like the actors where reading their lines off the back of a cereal packet.
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"Bodies that are dead rot faster"
share"How did I do this? I drugged the bodies, you ate them."
"Oh."
Remind me never to see anything Mark Young ever does.