Best hospital ever

Some of the finer points of "County Hospital"

- Doctor forgets Hippocratic oath and takes a dump all over HIPAA when he tells random art student a patient's name and all kinds of facts to her case. Said doctor is more than comfortable leaving random art student alone in the room with defenseless patient

- "Hey we're here for the experiment! Get that boy out of here! Oh she's awake? I don't care we got tests to run on her! I said get that boy out of here!"

- Detains and holds high risk serial killer in room next to innocent women with chronic condition. Don't worry he's locked up tight with gloves and ropes and stuff!

- Security guard finds mysterious "doctor" transferring patient at the dead of the night. Is he an old lady? No. Let him pass

- Security guard allows patient to be kidnapped. Good thing he has tenure!

- High risk patient must have arms tied to walls at all times and wear a hood so you can't see his face. "Hey you nurse, go walk into his dark room alone and shove this mac n cheese in his food hole!"

- "Don't you look familiar? You're here to see your old relative? Pfft what kinda two bit hospital do you think this is? We don't have any old ladies around here! Just serial killers!" Asking for ID is a waste of time. It's not like any patients were KIDNAPPED WHILE I WAS ON DUTY IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS.

- End of movie. Another random college loser kid walks in. Doc of the year still on the case. "Hey who are you? Never mind that listen to my story about these wacky kids! I put them in the same tank because it's more economical. Oh you want a minute alone with the patients and all this high tech gadgetry? HAVE AT IT BOSS!"

I hope they take my AETNA insurance here...