WORST MOVIE EVER MADE


Just saw it at the "Buenos Aires Rojo Sangre" Film Festival and Im sure this is the worst movie I have seen in my entire life. The story is terrible, almost all the actors are just bad, the fx are so cheap you just cant stop laughing....and the editing...GOD! moreless 90 minutes I will NEVER get back.
Even one of the actors who was seatting in front of me lough several times....
Albert Puyn will always live under the shadow of Nemesis(a scifi classic!)...and only because of that I continue watching his movies and he continue leting me down and making me waste my money.
Overall, this movie is TOTAL CRAP and no doubt about it: Puyn's worst.

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THE WORST?...i highly doubt it....i havent even seen this movie....but there is no way it can be worse than wrecking crew...no way

its probably extremely bad though

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ive watched it yesterday and i have to agree with you.

not the worst but still extremely bad.
scratch the horror and the action and whats left is a slowpaced attempt at western.

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lisandro_colon hmmmm quote "
Even one of the actors who was seatting in front of me lough several times.... "

and this coming from someone who don't know the difference between seating and sitting?, or how to spell seating, and let's not forget lough, wth hell is lough? I assume it is supposed to say laugh? Albert Puyn is leting you down? Hmmm is that painful?

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you don't have to be sherlock holmes to realise that, the posters name and the location they watched the movie at, makes it highly likely their first language isn't english.

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dl on AVP:R I could watch my own rape on film and enjoy it more than this.

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lol :)
well said.

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And YOU spelt 'letting' wrong. And it's 'doesn't know the difference' not 'don't know the difference'. Also the civilised critic I assume you are would use capitals.

P.S. He meant laughED not laugh.

P.P.S. If you're going to use acronyms at least use the right ones. WTF is 'wth'.

Don't be so quick to insult someone if you have the exact same problem they have.

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I'd gladly watch Manos on repeat than watch even half of this one again.

Yuck.

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Says the *beep* who doesn't know the difference between "don't" and "doesn't", or how to use the question mark, or even how to spell "letting". I presume your native language is English which makes it even worse. You are a certified illiterate retard.

Hama cheez ba-Beer behtar meshawad!

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Lisandro, Fer de Argentina aca, que groso eso de ver una pelicula con los protagonistas en la sala como para poder decirles que es una mierda! si de verdad es tan mala. saludos!.


I was telling him thats quite an experience to watch a movie with the actors in the same room so if the movie is that bad you can let em know how much it sucked

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Tengo que compartir...es verdad, de las peores peliculas q jamas haya visto. No podia creer que esos 90 minutos se me hicieran taaaaan largos. Una pena, conozco gente que actua en la peli y hubiese estado bueno q hubieran tenido un buen CV para mostrar, pero solo sirve para mostrar que hicieron una pelicula con relativamente presupuesto (al menos ambientada y con vestuario y demas) q esteticamente se ve /algo/ linda.
Este tipo no tiene caso, yo ya creo q lo estoy metiendo en la bolsa de la muerte que me estoy armando, donde por ahora estan adrian suar y marcelo tinelli, con sus productos asquerosos y gastados por el paso del tiempo.

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NO, NO, NO! Stop using this phrase. Go and watch Anthropopagus, Manos or Zombie 90 - you'll be clawing out your own eyes or begging to watch Left for dead on a continuous loop for the next six years.

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I just watched the first 10 minutes and turned it off...

It was the worst movie i'd ever seen 10 minutes in... so the rest had to fit.

Lucky I looked up reviews or i might still be watching it.

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Acabo de terminar de verla. No es una basura total y dudo que sea la peor de Alberto (esa es "Captain America"). Ahora, increible como Victoria Maurette paso de hacer verdadera basura como "Rebelde Way" y "Floricienta" a protagonizar esta pelĂ­cula.

English: Just saw it. Not total crap and it's not Albie's worst ("Captain America"). Then some comments about Victoria Maurette.

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Far from the worst movie ever. And Pyun also directed Cyborg (my favorite Van Damme movie), in addition to the excellent Nemesis. This guy is severely underrated when it comes to high stylish his films are.



I climbed through the window of this fly ass crib!..... It was full of sammiches!

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