BRILLIANT

I could not switch it off. It was like getting off with some pimply youth with bad breath behind the supermarket dustbins on your half day off work. You know you should not touch him with a 10 foot barge pole, he probably has some unpronounceable STD, but your just desperate for a shag. Just one shag, a quick in and out and you need it now.
Like some sort of weird Alien franchise homage, with incredibly bad acting and a terrible script. Sheer mastery of the film makers art. If only more terrible films could be made. It was Brill. Long live Plaguers.