I'm not really sure if this is a sarcastic post, whether you're a plant, or you're a parent of the filmmaker, because this movie was just plain bad. I'm a fan of the sci-fi and horror genres, but this movie takes the cake out of both. If it was meant as a comedy, I think it might leave you in stitches - the kind after slashing your wrists because you've watched a stinking pile of horse excrement. I'm not one to bash a movie usually, but hey, there's always an exception. Apparently there's always time to apply makeup in space and the captain wears a uniform reminiscent of a college jacket. How was there no nudity in this film? I'm not saying a bared tit, a good movie makes, but it was obvious that the director went out of his way to hire eyecandy, only to disappoint by not exposing it. Talk about dangling a marsbar from a string, just out of reach of an Ethiopian child. Railsback was what you expected in this movie - a b-rated lance henrikson. From his outfit to his vent crawling scene, it was sickeningly plagiaristic. Oh, and apparently those people who give major awards away can turn a blind eye to the ominous ending of a coffin flying towards earth but will somehow avoid being burned up in the atmosphere. In space nothing stays dead forever, but the audience of this movie would after hanging themselves.
Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
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