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Things I Learned from Grizzly Park


1. There are still people under the age of 30 who don't understand the difference between a cell phone and a PDA - and don't understand how a cell phone works (thinking just shouting into it will do the trick).

1a. There are still people under the age of 30 who carry PDAs.

2. Outdoor community service programs always have the most eclectic mix of participants: preppies, skinheads, sluts, and gang-bangers.

3. Guys with multiple swastikas tattooed on themselves only like white people.

4. The luggage of people doing court-ordered community service in the remote woods is not searched for contraband.

5. Huffing Pam is bad for your lungs.

6. The degree of your crime does not correlate to your being assigned to mountain trail community service. Shoplifting and statutory rape will both get you sent up the mountain.

7. When you've been arrested and ordered to do community service for prostitution, you should confirm the stereotype and show up for your community service in a low-cut blouse and then sleep with the rich guy.

8. Grizzly bears can slice a person in half and/or remove a person's head with little more than a swipe of their claws.

9. Ranger Bob is a whiskey guy.

10. Grizzly bears kill for the sake of killing, not for food or anything like that.

11. When your fellow camper has been separated from his arms, you should go ahead and take his watch. After all, he's not using it anymore.

12. Bebe doesn't have to outrun the bear. She just has to outrun Candy.

13. They're not real. They're silly what?

14. When reporting the gruesome murder of 9 adults, you should emulate Marisa Tomei in "My Cousin Vinny" and gyrate and pose as much as possible.

15. Don't piss off Ranger Bob.

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trololo nice list.

16. Bebes boobs were actually fake
17. A bear suit has been found
18. Ranger bob will be back next year.

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19. Escaped murderers are confrontational towards bears, but will be eaten anyway.
20. White wolves will come out and eat whatever a grizzly has left behind, like an arm.
21. Bebe thinks that a skunk is a forest cat.
22. 15 is legal in Scabs world.
23. You should always choose to go where the GPS says and not the experienced ranger Bob.

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24. If you have a 4 inch switchblade, it will help in a knife fight against a full grown grizzly bear.

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