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Garbage

posted 14 years ago by Apothecary59
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Armored is one of the worst films i have seen in a while. The writing it just juvenile, and the plot was poorly put together A guy decides to go along with a crime, but he pussies out when they kill a homeless bum that he didn't even know, and decides to burn the money and kill two of the henchmen, and he gets a reward? LEt me guess, this is Hollywood Hero Morality 101 mentality? Nevertheless, film had very little action, and bad direction. The worst part about the film? NO SUSPENSE. The num nuts who made the trailer decided to show the entire film in 2 minutes, which in the end made the film a snore fest. Even so, the film was still a waste of time and money.

I paid $4 to buy the film and i still feel ripped off... Maybe, since i work at the store i bought it from, i should have stole it instead. I bet i could make a better film about that then what this film was.

[–] trialversion412 13 years ago

Your entire comment was JUVENILE! Your comments don't even make sense. You talk about the movie having bad direction, try reading your stupid comments. Talk about a waste of time. You better get used to working at a place that sells $4 movies, being as uneducated as you are, you are not going to get anything better.

[–] Apothecary59 13 years ago

Actually, i moved up in this world brother. I was recently promoted to superviser at my shoppette, and got a job as a bouncer at night time at a club.

I may have a few spelling errors, but i explained my reasons. And a waste of time? You red my message, most likely knowing it would of been a waste of time for you, so don't blame me for your own inadequecies. And don't pull the "uneducated" card brother. You don't even know who i am, so that would be juvenile of you. The difference between me and you, is that you are a complete ass. I never insulted anyone in my review, just wrote down my thoughts on the film. You however, came to my message just to insult and talk smack cause you think your a big boy. You didn't mention liking the movie so your not a fan boy, which means your a just another one of those keyboard warriors, most likely socially retarded and lacks friends. just saying brother.

[–] killerkitestrings 13 years ago

i'm pretty well educated, and i agreee with the OP... pretty crappy movie. Not a great action movie, story sucked, didnt even have any hot chicks. all the elements of a good movie were missing.
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[–] mostajabi2004 13 years ago

I didn't really read the comment but I do agree with the thread name. This movie was terrible.

[–] mindstamina3000 13 years ago

This is a suspense movie. Not a action pack explosion like Expendables or A Team.

I bet no one could figure out how the protagonist would get out of such a mess.

The OP has a short attention span so he just wants explosions and shoot outs, and while roided up he wants the TV to explode with action.

To each their own.

[–] Apothecary59 12 years ago

For the record, i didn't care for The Expendables. And the A-team was ok, didn't care for the constant witty banter during action scenes, and the the last 20 minutes went down hill for me.

I knew how the protagonist would get out of such a mess, they showed it in the *beep* trailer.

And because i didn't like this film, i have a short attention span? Then you have the audacity to say each to their own... Right. If you want to have a logical and deep film conversation though, i would gladly talk to you about my preferences and films. And for the record, i don't need mindless action and explosions to entertain me, but if your going for a dialogue and suspense heavy film, well it better deliver.

[–] Robi-Wan 13 years ago

I hate to be critical, but this was one of the worst movies I've ever sat through. Completely unrealistic story, and the actors were going through the motions. I have to agree that the word "garbage" is appropriate.

[–] Mandingo609 11 years ago

This whole thread is strange. Considering the OP liked Piranha 3D.

”Deh Deh Deh, DA Dabacco”-Puert Rican dude from the ”I aint your Papi” episode of COPS.

[–] wjm6292 10 years ago

black people should get jobs i'm tired of subsidizing little baby hood rats. just sayin....

[–] Neger_Joe 8 years ago

Oh, so this is a ni g g e r thing now?

"That´s fly,Negro!"