terrible zombie movie (and we've all seen the worse of them)

I read some good reviews about this film but sadly enough i found it borring as hell. Pretty dissapointing.

No humor whatsoever, even though they tried really hard to make you laugh.

Bad infantile acting, everybody was too busy looking good, acting all cool, and forgot acting. preoccupied with trying to impress us, the viewers with their coolness: the "pimp" (he was the coolest kid in the class), the "DJ" and most of the strippers that acted like it was a highschool play. it looked more of a popularity contests than a zombie flick.

The "Hero" was acting as if he just woke up. they should have got him a cup of coffee on the set before each shoot.

I know its just a zombie movie and we're supposed to have fun and laugh at the bad scnenes, but come'on... it was really disturbing!
These people's lack of acting skills was simply annoying.

Non convincing zombies - some only had yellow contact lenses, most of them didnt even have makeup at all! check it out!

Inferior special effects - its 2009 got damn it! They used too much CGI in most of the gore scenes. The doctor's head crush for example, or zombie explosions (why did they blow up into pixelated cubes?) and the blood in the bullet impactions. it was too obvious (we see that too often in movies lately, dont you think?).

Non-flowing lag-filled borring conversations (seemed they were reading text from a sheet of paper) about relationships (WTF?) - its a zombie movie! not a drama. Why were there so many borring conversations?

Excellent recently made zombie movies i just saw, and did like:
Undead (2003) , SEVERED (2005) , The Mad (2007) <-(liked that one the most)