Haiku review

Unfortunately, IMDb counts this as only 4 lines, so my comment goes here instead, where it remains formatted with 12 lines. It seems only appropriate that my review be in haiku, for no apparent reason.

Japansese Western:
We anticipate laughter
And style and story.

But we get no text
To decipher the Engrish.
We suffer alone.

The red and white (hot!)
Die and die and die and die.
Who is that again?

Not one, not two, but
Three is what this movie earns.
May it rest in peace.