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100 Things I Learned From 'Love Happens' SPOILERS

posted 14 years ago by lorigirl
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1. Florists like to write obscure words on the walls behind paintings in hotels.

2. No matter where you are in Seattle, the sign from Pike’s Market is behind you.

3. Domesticated parrots long to be “released into the wild.”

4. Buying tools at Home Depot makes you get over the loss of a loved one.

5. The Space Needle now has stairs that go all the way to the top.

6. It’s okay to take a city vehicle, drive to a concert arena, park outside and take the “cherry picker” all the way up so you can see a concert for free, as long as your mom’s boyfriend Bob gives you a crash course in operating it.

7. The screenwriter should definitely wait until nearly the end of a movie before revealing the deep, dark secret the audience figured out in the first 10 minutes.

8. Dahlias in Seattle don’t bloom until fall!

9. You can bake cremation remains into chocolate chip cookies and they’ll last forever.

10. Even in a corny, predictable movie, Aaron Eckhart is still hot.

[–] bboomer 14 years ago

Hey Lorigirl - where are the other 90 things you learned from this movie?? Mind you, the 10 are pretty good...

[–] lorigirl 14 years ago

lol bboomer - I forgot to add that I'll start the list and everyone else can add to it...sorry about that!

[–] bboomer 14 years ago

Just kidding ya, you got us off to a good start with your 10. Now the rest of us need to get busy, eh? In that spirit:

11. When fire walking, it is best to actually walk over the hot coals and NOT stand in place on them.

12. If you do stand on the hot coals and therefore sustain severe burns, just spray the bottom of your feet with some over-the-counter remedy and your burns will miraculously be immediately healed.

[–] taylorje 14 years ago

13. Somehow, it isn't breaking and entering to illicitly enter your inlaws' home.

14. It isn't stealing to take something that belongs to them, since you gave
it to them.

15. Experts in accident reconstruction won't know you are lying when you
say your wife was driving.

16. A tropical bird who has spent its entire life in a cage cannot survive
on its own in the wild.

[–] Drumcheeny 14 years ago

17. If you do something that works, just repeat your name endlessly as it makes a movies just fly by (his annoying friend)
18. Never buy concert tickets again, just borrow a cherry picker and wait to get arrested as you peer over the top from the pavement
19. If you leave books outside your seminar, don't be surprised that random florists help themselves
20. Hotels spend a great deal on flowers, as Jennifer Aniston appeared to live in that hotel

You must be here to fix the cable

[–] rutica 14 years ago

21. It rains in Seattle...a lot.

22. Drivers don't like it when a whole group of people stand in the middle of a road for a life lesson.

23. If you meet someone named Walter, you should use his name in every sentence, constantly. "Hi Walter"..."How are you Walter".. "Let's go Walter"..."What do you think Walter"...we get it---his name is Walter.

24. Grief makes people gain weight.

25. Lemons are good with vodka.

[–] jmarkoff2 14 years ago

26. Domesticated birds of a species native to the Australia+New Guinea tropics should be "released into the wild" in nearly-arctic Washington State.

27. Your wife dying in a car wreck gives you a fear of elevators.

[–] Macee10 13 years ago

28. Putting syrup in the water increases the pH level, so therefore the flowers last longer.

It said SUCK IT. -Glenn CT

100 Things I Learned From 'Love Happens' **SPOILERS**

100 Things I Learned From 'Love Happens' SPOILERS