How the final episode of Big Bang Theory should end

and and then says bazzoombaz

He wakes up in bed realizing he's married to Roseanne.

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2hr final all done in flash backs and narrated by Sheldon Cooper.
- Sheldon is older and he is packing up his apartment because he took another job.
- He is melancholy looking at pictures of his friends and starts to tell the story about each one.

* Howard is on death row, because Bernadette mouthed off one time too many. It also turns out he still hears his mother voice bitching at him.

* Raj finally found the love of his live, but she turned out to be an ISIS recruiter and the last shot shows him as a suicide bomber.

* Amy was eaten by her lab animals.

* Leonard got sick and it turns out he has AIDS. After he tells Penny, she admits to being a high price hooker, that she never loved him and was only using him as cover for her business.

* Then Sheldon starts his own story.
* He explains that he is not a genius, well not a science genius.
- He says that around 15 he realized that he was good at convincing people that he was smart.
- He talks about how he out grew his strange behavior around the same time but he kept it up as a form of cover.
- He goes on to explain how he used others to gather a fortune in scientific funding.

The last you see of Sheldon he is putting on a suit and in a total Keyser Söze moment he smiles at the camera and walks out of the apartment.

The end title board says

F**K YOU NERDS
Thanks for wasting 12 years of your life!