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Would have been better if the girl was dead

posted 11 years ago by maxtshea
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This movie would have packed a wallop of horror if the woman they found in the asylum was actually dead. No, silly, I don't mean the filmmakers should have used a corpse. I mean, if she wasn't a zombie in the movie, just a dead body. There is no such thing as a zombie and making Deadgirl one made absurdity of potential stomach-turning horror. Imagine finding a dead body in an abandoned building and instead of calling the cops, you go back and *beep* her day after day? Of course, only those of us with truly morbid fascinations would want to watch such a movie.

[–] sbowesuk 11 years ago

Is that your idea of an improvement? It's a *beep* zombie movie. Next you'll be complaining that Star Wars being set in a galaxy far far away was unrealistic, and that there wasn't enough sex with dead stormtroopers.

[–] farcoat 11 years ago

well there would be no excitement cause she doesnt move and stuff
it was sick though it wasnt a turn on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKAb-VOit0Q

[–] chilone 11 years ago

There would be no story Copernicus!! The corpse would have to (I would think) be fresh and would only be "useful" for a couple of days at the most. All the dynamics with the other boys and the idea of making "new" zombies would be a dead issue. Pun intended.

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

[–] ixtrm-sol 11 years ago

then it'll just be your average embarrassing local story you read on fark, 'high school boy caught shagging dead body', how is it different than just going to the graveyard and dig up freshly buried bodies and *beep* them? the imagined moral question of whether treating the undead horribly is ok was the only premise of the movie that made it interesting.