Does anybody actually live near a border?
Is this show about a border crossing?
Okay, I've never watched the show, but I've seen the ads, you know, wild-eyed guards with guns drawn, big deals doing down, WHATEVER...
I go through my local border regularly. It's a big deal if a shlub from Pointe-Claire gets caught with too many pairs of jeans from TJ Max and has to pay duty.
When I go through and tell the American guard that I'm going to Price Chopper, he usually smiles and tells me what's on sale that week. Then when I come back and try to show my sales slip to the old Canadian guy dozing behind the window, he's liable to slide the panel shut before I finish declaring.
Hey, how come we don't get any big drug and gun excitement like I see on TV? Are we doing something wrong?