More mediocrity. Yay


Another movie made in this day and age and another piece of mediocrity. Shocking.

Some of the writing was so friggin stupid that I just watched shaking my head. It is like writers today and TRYING to be as dumb as they can be and are proud to look like morons.

I liked the premise of this movie and some of the writing was great but there were waaaaaaaaay too many lines that seemed like they came from some silly teenage girl or young adult guy trying to be "hip" than from someone being paid to write a mainstream movie script. The worst would be the Doc saying "O.M.G" near the end....really? How can an adult write that and not be embarrassed?

It's a shame since the animation, sound and creativity with the characters were all top notch.

The only two good characters were Susan (though her monster name was idiotic) and B.O.B as he had great lines and both Witherspoon and Rogen did a great job with the voice acting.

Anyone who thinks this movie comes even close to the top animation flicks out there is nuts unless of course they find stupid writing to be funny. Wall-E destroys this movie and Bolt! was far superior as well.

It is sad that most movies made this decade have as mediocre writing as this and future generations will see these films and probably shake their heads. Then again, we are in the early stage of an Idiocracy so future generations will be dumber than society is now so this will seem like intelligent & quality writing to them. Yikes.

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That's the same impression I got from this movie. It seemed like it was just "imitating the cool kids", and cobbling together bits and pieces from other films to try to make a new movie.

That said, your last paragraph is dead wrong. Sturgeon's Law has always been true, and will always be true. In fact, it is the very fact that mediocre films like this exist that defines exceptional works as exceptional. If every work was exceptional, than they'd all be mediocre, because all mediocre means is falling in the middle of quality (which actually, was the whole point of the movie The Incredibles, which I'd say was an exceptional movie to this mediocre one. Meanwhile, on the even lower scale are movies like Doogle and their like, which truely define what it means for a children's animation to be "bad").

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I dunno. I thought the cheesiness was part of its charm. It's just that I think it'd be worse if the movie tried to take itself too seriously.

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altrought i agree this was mediocre, there was something i like to point out.


The worst would be the Doc saying "O.M.G" near the end....really? How can an adult write that and not be embarrassed?

Probably the one that isnt conservative old fart and understand that expressions like these are now part of society whether you want it or not.
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This movie was the worst of the year. Plain awful.

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If you think this was the WORST movie this year, you must have spent a lot of time locked in your closet.

I direct your attention to Transformers 2.

At least this movie had some kind of sense. There were no humans going to ROBOT HEAVEN.

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As a creative writing major, I must tell you that "Mediocre" is entirely the wrong word to use.

Some of it works, and some of it doesn't. It's a movie of >>mixed<< quality. You feel >>ambivalent<< towards it.

Mediocre implies a generic, interchangeable, forgettable product, and this simply is not the case.

This movie is Unforgettable. To call run-of-the-mill is to ignore its subtler charms.

It's chock full of intelligent and esoteric allusions. It's multilayered. Yes, there are a lot of stupid and obvious jokes, but half the time they are just a front for the much more clever comedy. There's a lot going on at once. A prime example is the missile firing. On one hand, you have "ET Go Home." On the other hand, you have a riff of music from the ET theme playing.

The soldier getting hit in the foot with the syringe is pretty basic humor, but anyone who's seen "the amazing colossal man" will get the allusion.

This movie is superficially entertaining. You go wrong if you assume that it can't also be intelligent entertainment.


To me, it doesn't matter if the humor works. This is a good scifi-action movie, and it works because it is CHARACTER DRIVEN. This heroine is not a bland, born-badass, needlessly obnoxious Jerk Sue of the common "emplowered female action hero" variety. She isn't a bland submissive nobody. She isn't an irritating Tsundre.

She is Susan. She's not an emotionless catch phrase dispensor kicking ass. She is not a bland satellite character who exists to provide a token love interest for a real hero.

She is a meek young woman who fights giant robots.



This is a multifarious movie. If you are a scifi fan, you might have the context to appreciate its full entertainment value, depth, and unrepeatable awesomeness.


This movie deserves classic status alone for successively knocking down every 50s scifi creature feature cliche in the book with a ruthless inversion, including the ones we don't even have names for. (male ankle, female teen making out with reluctant frightened male, Military psychotic idiot turns out to actually be a nice, reasonable, forward-thinking person, the ever-popular unbreakable energy sheild, etc.)

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Very well put.

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QP

/sig\Alright thats IT your going on ignore, seriously I'm NOT going to reply >;+)

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This movie is mediocre and forgettable.

If you're suggestion Susan doesn't fit into any trope, you must be kidding. If anything, she's easily an Action Girl crossed with aspects of a Mary Sue and The Girl Next Door. Those are just off the top of my head.

While I did like the inversion and subversion of many tropes, the problem is the main story is not only very weak (even by parody and "family films" standards), but filled with the same problems as the movies they mock. So Ginormica thought her old life was not as good as her "new" one because her fiancee was a selfish jerk who dumped her and she is now able to beat up robots. That's pretty shallow and shortsighted for the serious nature of her predicament. I understand if there were a way for her to voluntarily go back to her old life and she did, then some people would cry, "She gave up her power because she couldn't handle it/ didn't deserve it." Still this movie (just like a lot of recent ones) conveys another problematic message -- that somehow you have to be a "monster" or something other than normal in order to effect change. Normal Susan is turned into Ginormica and has to throw out the entirety of who she is, yet it's okay because she is super strong and likes this life better, without having to actually deal with her old one.

That's not to say anything for the wholescale destruction of the clones.

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Thank you. You just put into words why I think this movie is so underrated.

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Hollywood never cease to amaze me. They can produce stinkers faster than you can spell out "Ginormica".
What a bore! The CGI looks cool and the action sequences are big and loud enough to please fans of that kind of loud, mindless movies. In the other hand the story is utter mediocre, generic, absurd, fatuous, in short: MVS is mere crap.

What a waste of money. Not even my kiddies liked it, except for the little one, and she likes everything that looks colorful and shiny.

5/10

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I too found this flick mediocre. Enjoyed other CG movies a whole lot more. :/

"She isn't an irritating Tsundre."

D: Tsunderes are cool. (most of 'em) >_>;

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I have to agree, and I rarely slam movies. If they aren't great, why would I watch them?

In this case, I found the animation beautiful to watch, and loved the character details. But the dialogue was just painful to listen to.

It was very frustrating, listening to many of my favourite actors trying to make the lame jokes sound funny.

Is there a thread on the worst lines from this movie?

Is this a Dreamworks vs Pixar thing??

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You're all aware this is a kids movie, yes?

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