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Mel's 5 Second Review

posted 9 years ago by vampireplacebo
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Link to the review on my blog:

http://vampireplacebo.wordpress.com/2015/07/05/mels-5-second-review-horsemen/

(New to the 5 Second Review? Let me explain. So I decided to review movies. Movies from any year, not just the new releases. It could be a film as old as film itself, or it could be a film that was released yesterday. The only rule is that it shouldn't take you any longer than a minute to read, a minute or less. Hence the title: 5 Second Review. Of course I know a minute is longer than 5 seconds, but really, who needs to be so literal in life? I hope you enjoy!  )

~People who insist on being rude will be ignored with no response, so don't waste your breath~

[–] vortexrider 9 years ago

I disagree with your assessment that it is a decent film. I think it is a very cringeworthy and unpleasant film whose director tried to make it good. But it is just crap. The Ziyin Zhang character is absolutely unbearable. Her accent is horrible, her acting is very juvenile. She sounds like that in few other movies where she speaks few English words.
All other stuff in the film like the kids if the detectives, the murders, and the role of detective's church simply made everything cliche and formulaic.

[–] codamax1 8 years ago

The ending sucked I could have given it a higher rating but was dissatisfied with that ending