The scariest movie I have ever seen.

I'm no lightweight when it comes to horror movies; I've probably seen more of them than I have of all other genres combined. So it is with complete seriousness that I declare this to be the scariest film I have ever witnessed.
"But why?" you may ask "It's a fifteen-minute long zombie comedy! It's not meant to be scary!"
Well you'd be right, if it wasn't for one small factor - death by penile dismemberment.
Think about that for a moment.
The one small scene of a (very fake looking) possessed zombie hamster running up some guy's leg and then slowly gnawing his penis and testicles off and letting him bleed to death is more damaging to the male psyche than a woman could ever know.
This film will haunt my nightmares for ages to come.