Did I Miss Something?

I've been watching horror for over thirty years now and I have never seen such a risible load of toss in my life. Five Across attempts to defy the usual conventions and..... ah, what's the point? It's not worth your time. The reviewer is either one of the makers or a metal fan in need of some serious wrist action to relieve his brain. The advent is cheap digital equipment only goes to prove the old adage that 'those who can, do. Those who can't, produce puerile juvenilia and then shoot up their schools'