Family movie?! Not!


So, our 'hero' is the illegitimate son of one of Santa's reindeer, as a result of a one-night stand? That was enough for me, deleted it off the TIVO.

Fight the FOCA

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Actually, unless they were married to another reindeer, if was fornication, not adultery.

If you're going to try to be sarcastic, at least get it right.

Fight the FOCA

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You forgot about the wolves that want to eat reindeer, Santa, and little kids.

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...because no kids ever are born of one-night stands. And it's totally their fault and they should be punished for it and cannot be the hero of a story because this is the 17th century.

OH WAIT.

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