Family movie?! Not!
So, our 'hero' is the illegitimate son of one of Santa's reindeer, as a result of a one-night stand? That was enough for me, deleted it off the TIVO.
Fight the FOCA
So, our 'hero' is the illegitimate son of one of Santa's reindeer, as a result of a one-night stand? That was enough for me, deleted it off the TIVO.
Fight the FOCA
...because no kids ever are born of one-night stands. And it's totally their fault and they should be punished for it and cannot be the hero of a story because this is the 17th century.
OH WAIT.