biting down into the frog... - Man vs. Wild (2006) Discussion

[–] ello_govna27 15 years ago

You should watch the episode (not sure which one it is) where he whacks this huge lizard thing up against a tree to kill it. It was nasty but still awesome as sh!t.

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[–] opiewontaylor 15 years ago

Picking up a big pile of elephant dung, then squeezing the drippings into his mouth was pretty narly. He also seems to have a taste for his own piss.

"I just wasn't made for these times" - Brian Wilson

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[–] Doc_ock_4mugen 15 years ago

also he ate berries or seeds from Bear (the animal) crap.

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I can't wait for Michael Bay to direct Care Bears. Using real bears so it can be more realistic.

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[–] sk8rdude 15 years ago

May not be the most excruciating to watch.. But him eating the rhino beetle larvae was of the most memorable ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj9CysSSsps

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[–] BobLoblaws_LawBlog 15 years ago

Jumping onto the boar, then stabbing it in the hart was pretty fun. He had blood all over himself, even his face.

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[–] deadlynightshade549 14 years ago

stupid animal killing dick.

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[–] ello_govna27 14 years ago

Right. I feel the same way. Same with lions. And alligators. And cheetahs. And dogs and snakes. All of those bastards just kill and kill poor, defenseless animals. I say we get rid of all of 'em.

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[–] deadlynightshade549 14 years ago

FOUR RESPONSES HOLY STALKER. Once again you're making an ass out of yourself saying these things. Animals kill to survive. To live another day. They don't need ass.holes like this guy coming and making it harder. What are you, 10 years old? There's this thing called the circle of life. It doesn't include modern day man going out to their environment and killing for a TV show. I'm so sorry the public school system has failed you. I mean... if you went to school.

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[–] ello_govna27 14 years ago

HOLY STALKER YOU RESPONDED TO EACH ONE OF MY RESPONSES. See, that right there just proves you're an idiot. Deadlynightshade and me sittin' in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage.

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[–] deadlynightshade549 14 years ago

So.. now you responding to all my responses to your b!tchy comments directed at me makes you the king of the IMDB forums? You must be the king of the INTERNET since you know so much I am so jealous how did you become so integrated into this information super highway? You must spend a lot of time on the internet.

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[–] ello_govna27 14 years ago

No, actually, I'm the Queen of the Internets, and I should be treated as such. And precious, just like I've told another person on this messageboard, you cannot insult someone by saying they spend too much time on the internet when you yourself have replied to each of my posts/replies. It just doesn't work. You embarrass yourself everytime.

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[–] deadlynightshade549 14 years ago

Actually I haven't but you have yourself tried so hard to prove your brain needs assistance by responding to every little comment I make. Get your head checked man. And what now you're smeegle?

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[–] ello_govna27 14 years ago

Why would I try to prove that my brain needs assistance? Wouldn't I try to disprove that? Your mom checked my head last night so there. I left her a pretty big tip too.

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[–] deadlynightshade549 14 years ago

How's she doin?

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[–] ello_govna27 14 years ago

I'll ask her tonight when I see her.

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[–] deadlynightshade549 14 years ago

A mom joke how creative. This is what the fifteenth response I've gotten from you? & you have had nothing intelligent and/or funny to say at all. By now I am so taken aback by your mom jokes.

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[–] ello_govna27 14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my mom jokes are hilarious and you know they are. You're just pissed because you try to be creative with things like "sh!t disturber" (by the way, whats sh!t?)that end up sounding stupid and not funny and all I have to say is your mom and I am hilarious.

Your mom.

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[–] deadlynightshade549 14 years ago

No one is laughing? I guess in your head they are. Sh!t means *beep* of course this will appear as bleep or beep whatever since IMDB censors. Tonight, you shall take it like a b!tch up the ass hole by a thousand fat men.

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[–] ello_govna27 14 years ago

I know sh!t means *beep* but I was just trying to show you how obnoxious it is when someone pretends they don't "get" an awesome play on words just because they don't want to admit it was hilarious. Idiot.

Jesus H. Christ would you get my nights right. That was last night. Tonight, I take it up the butt from a horse.

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[–] ello_govna27 14 years ago

Okay, I don't beep myself every night. I have explained that to you already.

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[–] deadlynightshade549 14 years ago

the warts have spread inside haven't they? You should really see a doctor. Get a mental health assessment while you're at it.

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[–] Mase100 12 years ago

I love animals and sponser many (even if 90% is going to the people organising lol) BUT I cannot see the problem with any of his shows? He is there to teach SURVIVAL in some of the harshest conditions, killing a few frogs... boars....insects is hardly going to disrubt the cycle! If he was sitting there torturing them before he ate them then fair enough to you all BUT he is usually biting there heads off in a quick manor - there is no suffering.

If its a a choice between life of death, I personally would do the same (with great difficulty). For the people who would refuse to eat would end there lives quite ironically - you would be eaten by animals!!!!

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[–] quadpumped 12 years ago

People eat other animals, shocking news at eleven.

While bear is going to the wild and hunt his food on his own, you prefer others killing animals for your steak. Or having a grill with mass grown animals in farms, which never saw the daylight at all before get killed and eaten by humans like you.
You should STFU.

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[–] archeaopteryx 12 years ago

The "circle of life" doesn't support your argument.

Prey animal eats plant.
Predator eats prey.
Microbes and fungi eventually consume all of the above.
Plants consume nutrients left by microbes and fungi.
Repeat.

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life...

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[–] piltz1 12 years ago

Until the universe ceases to expand and all planets eventually explode and then nothing is left but a void, empty space for all eternity.
Enjoy your time here :)

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[–] Rena_Mahone 13 years ago

Anyone who likes a show where animals get brutally killed is a deeply disturbed individual who needs serious psychiatric help.

Boycott movies that involve real animal violence! (and their directors too)

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[–] nehcrow 13 years ago

it's normal in this day and age. grow a pair, please.

I'm not the guy who answers the door, I am the one who knocks!

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[–] rmontro 8 years ago

"Cold, froggy, and lots of bones". Ick.

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