Jesus christ this movie is a ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE

My girlfriend said "We should watch a movie tonight". I agreed, and i told her to go rent something funny. She picked this up. I was immediately suspicious since Stuttering Retard from the Stern SHow (who is also a retard) was on the front.

I had to sit through it for the same reason one might stop and watch a dog take a *beep* - you are oddly fscinated.

On what planet does John think women want him, let alone fight over him? This is a ego pic, nothing else. Do yourself a favor and kill yourself instead of watching this film. What a piece of crap.

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