just so god damn bad


there just simply aren't enough threads here about this. in one of the reviews it said a curve ball ending. yes...the ending was a curve ball in the fact that it was worse than the entire movie. i kept watching after half an hour just so i could give it a full chance. i now want to punch myself in the dick for watching it. i mean....*beep*.

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Agreed, it was pretty lame. Same ol, same ol... nothing new at all.

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I was sort of expecting "Shawn of the Dead" meets "Cloverfield."

What I got was a waste of $3.00 for a bargain bin DVD with some crap critical acclaim on the back of the package claiming it was better than "28 Days Later" and "the most realistic zombie film ever made."

Apparently, the critics just went with whatever the marketing department wrote up for it while enjoying their complimentary fruit assortment baskets the studio sent them in.

The longest 85 minutes of my life... (and I've seen "Manos: The Hands of Fate"... without Joel and the bots!)


Don't ask me what I think of you,
I might not give the answer that you want me to.
- Fleetwood Mac, "Oh Well"

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If you've seen THAT version of Manos, then I salute you! :D

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true dat everything u said..

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I like Zombie movies but this one waz such a piece of crap & now theres a 2nd one "Good Greef"

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I made the mistake and watched the second movie from a random torrent a few months ago. They can not compensate me for my lost life after watching that piece of crap.

The only reason I gave this 2 stars was the fact I did watch this in the forlorn hope it might get better. Just another Blair Witch & zombie crossover not original, not interesting, not again.

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I can't believe I sat through the first hour of this annoying bile. People so self-centred that you just can't care about running around in the dark screaming and effing this and effing that. And the constant bitching at each other reminded me of some ancient episodes of Home and Away... I hoped they got bit!

Oh, yeah, and as for the guy with the rifle in the second segment - was he really an actor? Talk about a wooden delivery! Probably on mogadon by the state of him! Just... plain... brain-meltdown. I dunno whether to laugh or cry at this one!

Having now just punched myself in the dick, I'm off to watch the rest of it with a nice cup of tea and some biscuits.

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I honestly wanted to like this because I thought the concept could work but it felt like the production just didn't care and it, ultimately, bored me. The ending even really wasn't that unexpected.

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