100 things I learnt from this movie

1: If you're stuck in a seaming less empty village with a broken-down car, call the person who gave you the tip for the story and yell at them, but don't call your friend who lives 20 minutes from there.
2: If you're stuck in a seaming less empty village with a broken-down car, don’t try to find another car that works, break into a house instead.
3: If you've knocked on a door and broken it, a zombie on the upper floor will not hear you.
4: Some zombies have glowing eyes.
5: If you’re being half eaten by a zombie, don't call for help.
6: When walking up the stairs when the power is out, always shine your flashlight in your friends face.
7: Zombies only come out at night.
8: If you've been chased by zombies into the woods, sit down and make a fire.
9: If you've lived a month in a world with zombies, don't bother picking up any other weapons than a rifle.
10: If you've lived a month in a world with zombies, put your rifle away on a bench.
11: If you've lived a month in a world with zombies, always split up.
12: Zombies will occasionally lie down and play dead until someone flips them over.
13: If you've lived a month in a world with zombies, don't close the damned car door.
14: If a zombie approaches you, just stand still and stare at it.
15: If you've had the time to load a bunch of food into your car while zombies are approaching, don't bother driving away, use up your last ammo on them.
16: Zombies will disappear behind buildings when you catch a glimpse of them in your eye.
17: When driving away, if you have a choice to run into three zombies or run off the road, run off the road.
18: If your girlfriend/wife gets knocked unconscious by driving off the road, just say "Get the f@ck off me" and leave her there.
19: If one of the people you're with get's knocked unconscious, don't help her out of the car, stand there and record while she's being eaten.
20: If you're going to shoot your friend in the head, always walk away a bit.
21: If a zombie attacks you, stretch out your hand to it, so it can get a big good chunk of it.
22: If you see other survivors that are killing zombies, stretch out your arms and run towards them laughing manically.
23: If you've lived a month in a world with zombies, when zombies attack your hideout, bring a camera instead of a gun or weapon.
24: If you're wondering why zombies keep attacking your hideout, burn bodies at night, because zombies are not attracted to fire.
25: When your boyfriend returns, and you find out he's infected, tie him up and lie next to him in a bed.
26: If you've lived a month in a world with zombies, and zombies attack your damned hideout EVERY NIGHT maybe you should consider putting up some fences or switch hideouts.
27: If you find out that one member of your group has a zombie sex-slave, don't ever confront him about that, or tell the others in your group.
28: If you've just watched, and recorded a member of your group getting killed by another person, just stand there.
29: If the said killer looks for you, just walk into a room with an open door, he won’t find you.
30: If he does find you, beg for mercy until he shoots you.
31: If you survive the shot, crawl out of the room into the open where the zombies will eat you.
32: Zombies feel pain if you cut there fingers off.
33: If you walk in a straight line, zombies will suddenly appear out of nowhere.
34: A military commanding officer will break procedure if he finds a survivor.
35: If you hide in a farmhouse with a blanket wrapped around you, you will survive.