In 1587, 117 brave men and women...
...set sail from Britain to establish the first English colony in the Americas. They landed on Roanoke Island, off the coast of Virginia. They built a settlement and planted crops. And then they disappeared without a trace. No one has ever solved the mystery of the lost colony...
...And now, here's some s#!t that we just completely made up.
Whispy ghosty things chasing people around in the woods? Give me a break.
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The difficulty of a system is comparable only to the ignorance of the end-user.