Who finds this really funny...
MJ: (on the phone) Hello, is that Martin Bashir?
Bashir: Yes.
MJ: MUTHA *beep* HEHE!
Craig David: That'a a lovely dress Holly Valance, if I was a girl I'd wear a dress like that Holly Valance!
Holly: Thank you
Craig David: No. Thank you Holly Valance, thank YOU for wearing it.
Sasha: (to Corey Feldman) I hate Mexican wolf boy, he is *beep*
Mel B: (to store clerk) Robbin' b*st*rds!
Not really but I noticed watching the bo selecta dvds that Leighs Funniest take on a scene get ruined because he or a crew member will laugh, check out the out-takes.
shareCan you think of any quotes? There are so many - its only to keep me amused during my day job!!
Shannon Doherty gets so embarrassed, sometimes its hard to tell if she knows whats coming or not!
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'It's Preston Dennit'
'What's pressed on... who did it?'
'What about the quim?'
'Or should I say GAY-liens'
'I would like a pint of bitter, I would like a pint of lager, get me one of them wine spritzers... and get me a pint of MOTHERFU C KING PEAS!!'
'FISTING... FISTING... I dont know why they do it I think its disgusting fists are for punching not for making love. 12 dollars for a pack of lady napkins BAH you want fisting ya robbing bastards ya'
'How much..? 6 dollars for a tub of hemarroid cream for me grapes... I'll pay you back when Spice Girl get back together'
'I said BEAUTY YOU BINGO... no no I said BINGO YOU BEAUTY!!'
'I got in t'car faster than a race horse wi' nine legs... and that is fooking fast innit... think about it... now imagine that race horse wi' sixteen legs... don't come into it!'
'Can I take a mint for me sausage breath?'
'Yeeha I'm Jimmy Carr'
'Go and do one... obviously'
'It's John'
'I know it's John but don't patronise me Mildred'
'And how does a dolphin make love...? I just want to know how a dolphin makes love thats all... don't judge me for it'
'I don't know why I'm eating bananos I don't even like bananos!!'
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LMAO at the bananos.
Funny bits:
Craaaiiig David when he tries to dive in front of Holly Valance with the floaters on and ends up holding on to the side of the pool.
Gordon Ramsay: Do you mind if I bring in food? You just get so attached don't you? He's ok, she's a bit of a handful.
Richard Blackwood as Craaaiiig David
The space Craig David bunny as seen by Keith Lemon.
Avid: They are resident band.
Sasha: Presidents band?
Avid: No, resident band.
Sasha: President band.
Avid: Resident band!!
Sasha: President band?
Avid: Yes President band.
'No do the accent we said... well done cheeky chops (touches his face)'
Reese witherspoon opens can of beans with her pointy chin LOLOL!!
'Later that year I was caught carrying... I had a pink wafer and a garibaldi hid in me hat!'
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