Best parts

Simon Cowell checking in at the hotel:

" I dont think you've got it."

"yes, we have."

"No i dont think you have it. I'm not being rude but i wish your mother was dead"

and Micheal Jackson

"Now we come to the part in the show where i like to call up my maiiin man Martin Basheeray chamone"

*ring ring*

"(old woman) hello is that martin basheer? (back to M.J. "MOTHER *beep* EE!"

A pint of peas chamone! Green giant!

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"Griss cannot abide the funk tonight. "