Just once ....

... I like to see real professionals at work.

And another movie where everything begins with the bad guy hiring the dumbest most sadistic and incable henchmen imaginable.

*rollseyes*

I remember a time when those creature flicks used to be cheesy but entertaining.

"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?" - "Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more"