Best Sheridan line of the entire series...
Sheridan's Secretary: Mr. President, the ISN reporter is asking to see you... again.
John Sheridan: Tell her I'm dead and throw her down the stairs.
Sheridan's Secretary: Sir?
I crack up every time I hear it. It's the most "Sheridan" line of the entire series. It's made even more funny by the fact that there's definitely no significant "stairs" on a White Star cruiser. And even more funny when you imagine the looks on the faces of the many Minbari that probably heard him say it.