funniest lines....
my favorites were "aaahhh it feels like I'm *beep* a knife! Why aren't those bitches helping me?"
"Is he dead? IS HE DEAD"
hahahaha
That was also my favorite part. I could barely breathe! Also when she pulled down the Christmas tree.
"Nobody'll rescue you. That's just life." - Mitsuko Souma ; Battle Royale
"For that I shall reward you with 5 minutes of uninterrupted eye contact"
Easily one of the funniest lines in a movie I've heard in a while.
hahahaha i just did that to my sister (who didn't see the movie! she was like O_O
sharehahahaha i just did that to my sister (who didn't see the movie!) she was like O_O
"I'm clean!!" That bathtub scene was hilarious.
shareThe uninterrupted eye contact scene was brilliant. It was one of Steve Martin's best roles in years.
"Draaaaainage!"-Daniel Plainview
"sorry I farted in your purse"
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Jeremiah Rangel called me a fat kid, too!
" That's it, Im bangin all your friends! consider them banged "
*throws crazyfangirl flag in air*
OMASFASDG RPATTz is LIF3333.
hahahaha that one was great too!
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Jeremiah Rangel called me a fat kid, too!
Of course you gotta love the "uninterrupted eye contact" line
and
"He told me the secret of life was to have a big penis"
"I found this shell as I was walking around barefoot in the toronto airport"
"Oh... siht there's a baby in there!!!" (or something like that after Angie found out she WAS pregnant)
but my favorite may have to be:
Kate: Did you know that 1 out of 100 babies is born a hermaphrodite?
Kate's sister: Kate, if that were true 7 people in our graduating class were hermaphrodites!!!!
(loved this movie, but I knew I was going to b/c Tina Fey is my imaginary wife. . . that's actually kind of sad to admit. . . oh well I do love her!!!!)
"Raised by wolves!"
(mocking Angie when she can't get out of the car)
Angie: Well I don't know all the therapy terms,
Tina: I don't know the therapy terms either, it not like I go to therapy...
Angie: Ok, well I'd just like to say that Kate is ALWAYS UP IN MA BIDNESS
Tina: Well when someone falls asleep with a curling iron in their hair it becomes necessary to insert yourself in their 'bidness'
Angie: THAT HAPPENED TWO TIMES
I've Made a Huge Mistake
The DMX line by Romany was too funny. I couldn't quit laughing.
AnnieBell
Perfect Love casts out all fear.
"Oh look at me and my Blaaaack baby!" had me cracking up.
I also enjoyed "Expecting what her social secrity check?"
and the whole "My avatar is dressed like a whore" part
and so many others this movie had many funny moments.
Recent Movies: Baby Mama (2008,Comedy) 7/10 & I Know Who Killed Me (2007,Horor) 4/10
When did she pull down a Christmas tree?
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