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snails move faster than this!


I'm sick to the gut!!! I've just lost near 2 hours of my life that I'll never get back. The female lead spends three quarters of the film asleep and the other quarter moaning at her hubby. the pacing of the film is the slowest I've EVER seen, it's a mere excuse for the first and hopefully last time director to try out as many different camera angles of a person in bed and walking through a room as possible. Nothing and I mean NOTHING happens, it's just Lucas Haas walking round trying to cheer up his morbid wife for two hours, oh and lets not forget that he checks and picks up his baby 300 times as well. Then we're treated to a shock horror ending that lasts about 2 minutes, THE END. What an absolute pile of maggot infested, mouldy, smelly, sloppy cow sh*te! Take my advice, DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM, go spend 2 hours having your teeth pulled out one by one by a rookie dentist whilst watching a large bucket of crazy glue dry, it's gotta be more entertaining than this.

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