I Just Came??!!


When he's talking about sticky movie theater floors. That's what he says to the person behind him who comments on how sticky it is. I saw this on TV and when he said that line it bleeped out "came", so I thought he swore. But then I saw it on YouTube and he said "I just came". What in the world does that mean??!!

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Alright, I'm only 13 and I know what he meant. But (using my age as an excuse) sorry for the crappy explanation.

Came is the past-tense of come.
Come is the homophone of cum
cum is the synonym to semen
So his whole thing is that the guy behind him...did some stuff...and now his semen's on the floor. Sorry if that was a little inappropriate XD

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Sorry for being rude but, who cares how old you are?

And...don't think that you're being inappropiate. It's Dane Cook who made up the joke, not you.

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true. Very true =] i was saying the way I explained it was a little inappropriate

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What're you talking about? And what does OP mean?

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They mean that it's kind of strange you haven't learned what this means.

OP=Original Poster a.k.a the person who started the thread.

If you don't know what a thread is it's what you typed this topic into.

A topic is the subject on something.

Any other vocabulary you don't understand just let me know.

Have a nice day

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Yes, I talk to people. I love talking to people. Do I talk to them about sex/semen/other stuff like that? No. Why? Because it's not a very good topic to talk about. Is it my fault that I don't know that stuff? That I don't watch South Park? Why should I know that stuff? Back off. Who cares if I don't know?

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well considering its slang for something its easy to not know the meaning. i learn new crap slang every day. there was a point in time when you guys didnt know what it meant either, so leave greenactoral alone.

"its good to be the king"- Mel Brooks

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You must be young if you think sex is not a very good topic to talk about. Sex is an awesome topic. I spent a week at a cottage with a bunch of my closest friends (guys and girls) and trust me... most brought up topic... whether we were trashed or not.

I just came = I just ejaculated

I knew that when I was in like, grade 4.

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Well good for you! Who cares?

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He must be from the deep south or something to not know this

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Is it really such a bad thing that I don't know what it means? Does it make any difference?

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Ya it does, it helps you understand jokes like these.

Your not such a victim, you know. You were attacking that 13 year old with words.

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As a matter of fact, greenactoral, it IS your fault that you don't know that stuff.
It IS your fault that you don't watch South Park (who else could possibly be responsible?), and most of all WHY you should know that stuff is because normal people use it when they converse. So in order not to be looked at as a goodie two-shoes virgin church choir boy, you should definitely know what "I Came" references.
When you have sex and you have an orgasm, you tell the girl "I came" if she didnt already notice.

Finally: who cares if you know this stuff? I do, i care. Actually, that question pisses me off. Why wouldnt you want to know that? I want to know as much as possible about social expressions and behaviour in order to understand people better.
Everyone should, and anyone who is not interested in learning things is the true definition of an idiot.



For every animal you don't eat I'm going to eat three.

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Normal? You call that normal? Whoa, I had no idea. Well guess what? I don't care if I'm an idiot. Yes, I am a virgin. I may be a goodie-two shoes, I may not be. And...I don't think I would have to say anything to the girl. Wouldn't it be pretty obvious? I know how popular South Park is. I still don't watch it.

I agree: who does care? All I wanted was a simple answer. I didn't think people would such jerks about it. Why wouldn't I want to know this? Honestly, what difference does it make? What impact does it have on me? I may be an idiot, but at least I don't call people dumb for something does not matter.

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"I may be an idiot, but at least I don't call people dumb for something does not matter."

Looks like you have some self esteem issues there. I come off as harsh, and i am when it comes to certain subjects.
For example i get very angry at fundamental religious people, because they think that their gods will fix everything for them, and when something goes bad they pull the "god works in mysterious ways" card. I resent that. I think its puke, and I am right.
To the point: You should always strive for knowledge, whatever kind of knowledge it is - if there is something that you know nothing about and does not interest you whatsoever, you should refrain from speaking on the subject, and you should never, EVER argue on the subject, because you have no point of reference.

Dont get too offended from what i said before, it's an internet forum.

For every animal you don't eat I'm going to eat three.

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Okay fine.

But next time, if someone makes a stupid comment, you're only making it worse by making fun of them.

Don't always think you're right. That's your opinion, and opinions are never right.

Also "You should always strive for knowledge, whatever kind of knowledge it is", that's kinda what I was doing in the first place.

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Yes that's true my friend, but later you went on saying that it didnt matter and that you didn't care.

I wouldnt say I was making fun of you though i just got irritated at your comments and started attacking them. Anyways - all sorted out now, and i hope that the new knowledge you got from this board comes to use.
The scentence "I just came" can be a useful tool :)

Take care


For every animal you don't eat I'm going to eat three.

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