if you want laughs don't watch


This was honestly about the worst piece of crap I've ever seen by a stand-up comic. I really tried to find something to chuckle at during his show but came away empty-handed. I am totally convinced the only reason why DC is so popular is because frat boys are too buzzed to realize how much he sucks and chicks think he's hot. If you want to see a funny stand-up comic go see Jim Gaffigan, Daniel Tosh, or Robert Schimmel.

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go to hell

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Obviously a Dane Cook season ticket holder^^

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you are 100% right. I watched the first 25 minutes and didn't laugh once. There is never a joke or a punchline. Maybe he is a hypnotist? Just terrible.

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you are 100% right. I watched the first 25 minutes and didn't laugh once. There is never a joke or a punchline. Maybe he is a hypnotist? Just terrible.

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Your a dumbass

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I dunno why you guys hate it but I love this DVD. It's just a nice break from all the comedy that comes from people being pissed off about something (which don't get me wrong, it's great) but it's nice to have a stand up comic that just tells stupid hillarious stories.

I could probably recite most of this routine and it brings me to tears everytime I watch it.

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Pretty hostile there, Taco. Other people can't have their own opinions?

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Why do you follow me everywhere?

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Hm? What?

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i'am not a frat boy nor do i think he's hot and i still found it pretty funny

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thats not true
if u want laughs watch it

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Dane Cook is a piece of *beep*

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Dane is not funny at all. He's a hack. No one in the industry respects him. He's in the same boat as Carlos Menstealia. 12 year old girls like him, but no one of any intelligence.

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... are you effin' serious? No one in the industry respects him?? Louis CK (whom Dane Cook was once accused of stealing jokes from) has even said that Dane was a great comedian. The only reason there are a lot of haters out there is because Dane isn't very "technical". He doesn't follow the rules of comedy or how to deliver a joke. He just goes all out and manages to tell an absolutely normal story in such a way that you can't help but laugh your ass off. Some people don't like that. They want the regular "What about that airline food, eh?" type of joke.

Furthermore, Dane talks about life. Not certain topics, but life in general. For example, in his Vicious Circle DVD, he talks about cheating, meeting old friends, crying, teenagers, etc... that roughly sums it up.

I would also like to add that I'm not a frat boy nor am I in love with him. I saw him at the Montreal Comedy Festival and for the first time in my life (at a comedy club), I was split in two, laughing with tears in my eyes. Since then, he hasn't disapointed me once, even in "Dan In Real Life" (starring Steve Carrell), though I must say that Employee of the Month and that other movie with Jessica Alba were pretty boring...

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He is *beep* hilarious!

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Dane Cook is a fcking retard. His jokes are so unfunny. I remember watching him go against Chapelle in Comedy Central's back to back, but Dave just killed him. He is lucky Comedy Central was sucking his dck; I have no idea how they can even compare the two...

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He is hilarious. Not everyone has the same taste or thinks the same things. We aren't clones. Some people think he is funny some don't. Who cares.

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