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Things I learned by watching Wargames II

posted 15 years ago by mrstrande
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Feel free to write what you learned. This is a couple of things that I learned:

1: Yahoo mail system is more difficult to hack into than the Goverment database.

2: Never fix your neighboors computer, and if you do, use his netbanking to transfer money to play games!

3: Computers of destruction shouldn't be able to reprogram or stop in ANY way.

4: Computers of destruction always have blinking discolights!

5: Best secuirity in the world is a trap that blocks access when the password is wrong for the third time. A video will thereafter tell you that you shouldn't be hacking the mail. You should be dating the mails owner!

6: Programming is silly... You can just tell the computer what to do, and it will do it for you without any failures at all !

7: Computers love to be kidding with you just for their own fun.

8: Playing games is dangerous. If your too good, you will be accused for being a terrorist, and then bombed without trial.

9: By bombing an ammonition point, it's NOT your fault if anyone gets killed.

[–] aquakingman 15 years ago

10. Canadians wont retaliate for bombing them.

11. Pancreatic cancer means you will die within an 1 hour of meeting new people.

12. If you can't afford any original cast members just have a new line up no one will ever know the difference.

13. Pay phone hacks still work.

[–] uzielis 15 years ago

14. Word is, there are no food vendors in Montreal.

15. That girl who goes with you and claims she speaks little French, when in real life she was born in Quebec, where they do speak French.

16. Computer hackers who get picked up by a lady who asks questions like, 'Is the Internet waterproof?' should get suspicious... very suspicious.

17. Not every police car that follows you pulls you over.

18. Some guy in hiding and who faked his own death may know about your father.

19. Never, EVER, bring home bottled samples of whatchamacallit into your home.

20. Beware of your friends - while you are not in front of your computer, they may do whatever they please.

21. Your mobile phone will get a message from a computer that asks if you want to play - even if you are in mid-air.

22. Airport security guards who eyeball you without cuffing you are not necessarily gay.

[–] gstewart-1 15 years ago

23. 94% of internet users earn a living via credit card fraud

24. CIA FBI Hyper-computers don't have plugs

25. Jogging kills

26. Webcams work even when your computer is unplugged.

27. Gambling online could lead to thermonuclear destruction on a global scale.

28. When escaping airport security, be sure to trip up, the guards will likely get confused by this rift in the space-time continuum and arrest the wrong guy.

[–] chasman99 15 years ago

29. A reclusive genius who was no good at relationships will get remarried, have kids and bail on them to pall around with two strangers.

30. you can text a friend without RIPLEY finding you but you can't hack or do anything else obscure or RIPLEY will get you!

31. You can routinely call WOPR, Joshua and the creator or other people won't say "read the damn name on the machine jerk"!

32. an intelligent young man will always steal known terrorist funds to go on a vacation with a potential girlfriend.

*** I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?" ***

[–] jack_oneill 15 years ago

33. Shooting your computer's casing will make a prompt come up.

34. You can hack stuff wirelessly, even if your computer is older than the internet.

[–] clacton0 12 years ago

35. Its best to have tin foil roof in your pick up so over head satellites do not see your heat and track you.

36. its still possible to hack cell phones

37. Cell Phones can track you any where you go and CCTV.

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[–] Grievery 12 years ago

38. Against all odds, the three-letter word "Max" might not be a strong enough password to protect the computing system that could potentially start World War III.

39. When "hacking" (guessing the password) to the computer of an MIT Professor who was genius enough to invent artificial intelligence, try out names that are of great importance to the said Professor, such as "Joshua", in case "Max" doesn't get you in.

[–] Grievery 12 years ago

40. A glorified russian roulette game (utilizing complex geographic data and classified nuclear records) can be developed, compiled and executed with less than 20 key strokes.

[–] Superman_Is_Not_Depressed 11 years ago

41- Don't believe the stereotypes. Dumb jocks really can be good hackers.
42- Combine 20 motherboards, some neon lights and a sexy voice and you've got yourself one hell of a supercomputer.
43- A 25 year old computer can apparently run the water computer. Wish my old 486 could do that.
44- Knowing programming equates to being a really kick ass online video game player.
45- A computer mouse makes for an awesome video game controller.
46- 99.99% of IMDB users need to enroll in English 101

Like Matrix, I fight for love.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

45- A computer mouse makes for an awesome video game controller.

Damn right it does! thats why i never owned a console...

[–] 11 years ago

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[–] JustinJRivers 8 years ago

Launch codes last forever and are never changed. The launch code that would have launched a nuclear missile on Washington, D.C. is the same as the launch code used for the original "War Games" Movie thirty years ago: CPE1704TKS ~ lol