Was I the only one doubled over with hysterical laughter whe Katt started in on Michael? Was that the funniest sh*t you eever heard about Michael or what?
"When was the last time you saw Michael in a relationship that you believed? That's OK, I'll wait."
Any other favorite lines?
My favorite line was when he was talking about seeing someone beat their kid in a store.
It was along the lines of "Your baby is only 5 years old. He is supposed to love Skittles, bitch."
And I almost busted a gut when he did the imitation of a little white kid on a leash. That look on his face after he falls and he is all wrapped up in the cord is perfect.
Great stuff.
And I almost skipped this just because I find Wild N Out too damn corny.
my fav was when katt said michael was smelling like little boyz booty hole!
shareIf people been saying you a crackhead for 20 years, bitch, you SMOKIN CRACK!!!!!!
She smoked her kneecaps off, still trying to deny it..... HAHAHa LMFAO
he is funny as hell, we NEED more Pimp Chronicles!!
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Definitely a lot funnier than DANE COOK: VICIOUS CIRCLE.
sharei thought the funniest thing was when he did the dance that was so funny and i did't get it until i saw it again he was doing different sportd soo funny
shareI liked the bit about haters! That was too funny!!!
Peace.
PCL
i liked the part about black people drinking hennesy and how all a white guy says is we getting f@cked up it was great. any of yall remeber the name of the drinks the white guys bought him
shareThe Michael Jackson segment was funny. "Do you climb trees"? "No we got bills and shyt"
All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one
Zambuki....! LOL
shareThe actual drink is called Sambuca. It's kind of like a licorice tasting drink.
My favoreite part was when he said:
"All I'm sayin'is if you been selling weed since 1994 and you haven't BUMPED up to cocaine by 2006, maybe you need to be a jehovah's witness or a real estate consultant." too funny
i LOVE when he's talkin about girls and their stretch marks.
"We know that they came from 1 of 2 places. either you was big and got small, or you was small at got big. Either way, we fu ckin'. Either way."
i love it!
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"Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! *beep* I'm dead!" -Top Dollar-The Crow
"spanish people, we are tired of going to the laundrymat to see you in there. Yo' baby girl is all of 7 years-old. This b***h has on a wedding dress and soccer shoes...WHERE THE *beep* IS SHE GOIN?!?!?!"
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"New high score"?! Is that bad?!
my fav is when he said the *beep* bout blk and whilte ppl when u get locked up. black ppl question u more than the police. "where the *beep* was u at, what the *beep* was u doing, why in the *beep* u aint call me?" white ppl be amadder than u and be like "murder murder who? ive know him for two weeks and he wouldnt do something like that"
my second favorite is when he was high and he ate all of the his son's cereal
dymin
The drink was called Zamboki (not sure if I spelled it right). I like the part when he talked about the drug dealers. "As soon as you seem em they be like *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Remember that *beep* I gave you last week *beep* that's nothing *beep* that's nothing *beep* that's nothing. This *beep* right here *beep* this *beep* right here *beep* Man this is called Kriptocronoconolight *beep* *beep* this is called Deaf. (that don't even sound attractive. You mean I'm gonna hit it and die?) No *beep* no death *beep* deaf. You hit this *beep* twice you can't hear *beep*
share"Please don't get angry lady, I'm only callin you bitches coz I don't know your names individually!"
"I know 50 Cent done made it real cool to be shot! Let me just say I've been shot befo, ain't sheit cool about it. When I got shot ain't no bitches come out, ain't no music playin, nuthin!"
"I done get blood in my perm!!!!"
"You fu**ed up my self esteem! BITCH IT'S CALLED SELF ESTEEM! IT'S ESTEEM OF YO MUTHERFU**IN SELF!!"
Sad but true........Katt was on point about Jackson
How I'm gon' mess up your esteem about YOU, simple bitch!?"
share"When was the last time you saw Michael with a B!TC# and you said, 'Michael is *beep* the $#!t out of that B!TC#!' ??" lol
shareyou angry at breakfast n*gg@ !?! you gangbanging on bacon??
finished this dvdv with a headache from laughing so much...he is hilarious. anyone see him on comic view in new orleans? he was talking about how new orleans has all kinds of weather all in one day....it was very very funny...and if you did see it, anyone know where i can get a copy of it?
thanks!
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~They didn't like me! They never liked me!~
My fvaorite has to be the part about haters.
"I'm just saying live your m0therf#cking life. You got to get your m0therf#cking hustle. Understand n!ggas is going to hate you regardless. Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where n!ggas ain't hating on you. You got to be grateful. You need haters. What the f#ck is you complaining about? What the f#ck do you think a haters job is? To f#cking hate. So let them m0therf#ckers do they g0dd%mn job. What the f#ck is you complaining about? Ladies if you got 14 women hating on you, you need to figure out how the f#ck to get to 16 before the summer get here. What the f#ck is you mad about? Fellas if you got 20 haters you need 40 of them m0therf#ckers. What is you complaining about? If there's any haters in here, right now, that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me. Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious when you know it is, bitch."
The part about his hair is so hilarious!
My favorite part was when he was on the subject of Talkin sh*t....That part when he was like, "Stop walkin around talkin sh*t talkin bout 'Naw ni**a I bought it cause it look like a phantom' NO, NI**A, IT LOOK LIKE A Chrysla 300".....Dat was the funniest...we watched That for the frist time on My birthday.....Oh My God Funniest thing ever
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