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Pay no attention to the possessed girl upstairs SPOILERS

posted 10 years ago by shoegal998
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OMG really? Everyone is so extrememly worried about saving Isabelle, yet the dad is outside with the vet, going for a drive and shooting him, the priest is sleeping with the sister, the mom's poppin' a bunch of pills then puking in a trash can. It's like, "Um, why are we all here again? Oh yeah! Isabelle is upstairs with a demon inside her! We better get on that."

I haven't finished the movie yet, so I don't know if it gets any better or if this is all meant to be so ludicrous and awful. But come on, this is ridiculous. The dad decides this would be a great time to address his wife's possible past love affairs, the sister decides to give the priest a friendly BJ (while he was supposed to be saving her sister's life) and then she gets jealous when he goes to save her sis. "Yeah, you go save Isabelle!" Really? WTF? At this point the dad is having a mental breakdown in the car and shooting himself. Oh, and the OTHER guy who was so concerned about Isabelle is just chillin with the hired help and drinking.

This was more of a soap opera with a dirty schizo chick randomly running through the scenes every now and then as opposed to a horror movie. UGH. This movie is just terrible. In every way possible. But at least all of these backwoods hicks have a fully loaded gun with them 24/7 that they don't hesitate to point or use. "eye roll

[–] rlkeel1 10 years ago

This was on TV this weekend in the background as I did other household tasks, and I'm glad I didn't give it my full attention. Actually, the possession stuff was just a sideshow to the backwater soap opera that was the lives of these supposedly "normal people". For a remote town, there sure was a bunch of vice going on. I think Isabella got possessed on purpose just to fit in because she was so boring in comparison.
Anyway... so, Isabella is a danger to herself and to others? Well, it would just be silly to restrain her or even secure her room. I'm sure it's fine to just let her loll about on her bed in a slip and allow her to do her "sexy writhe" whenever visitors come a callin'. I don't understand why none of the men jumped on that enticing girl with the meth mouth and deep Possession voice.

One of the silliest and nonsensical possession movies I've ever "sorta" seen.