Inspiring!


This movie has inspired me to live my dream of moving my family from the countryside to a nondescript cinderblock apartment complex while I ignore them for years in pursuit of "practical" science. With luck I will invent something that will put an entire factory of workers out of their jobs, but not before I first humiliate them on a soccer field with my m4d sk1llz.

Also how brilliant is Dear General to not bother paying anyone to translate those works for use by the Brigade of Scientists (who thankfully do not waste time earning PhDs or studying science that is of no use to the Nation) but instead see who is dedicated enough to work their wife to near-death doing it for free.

I'm off to learn a few dozen songs of praise for Dear General. I hope one of them becomes my daughter's favorite so I can sing it to her on an oversized Walkman on her first day of high school.

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As a reward for your bravery, you will both find permanent homes on adult contemporary radio.

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Lol! So true! Hey, at least you'll get a shiny medal!

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