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What's your favorite Broken Lizard line to date???

Rack 'em

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At the beginning of the syrup chugging scene when Mac says "3.2.1. do it! ohh go girlfriend im your mother" haha it doesnt make sense but its perfect.

I'm going to open a cross dressing store and name it "Susan B. Anthony"

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Can't remember the exact words... But the part when their stoned.

The stoners keep saying to the chief the word "Shenanigans". Chief says, "I'm gonna pistol whip the next person who says the word Shenanigans!"

Mac immediately says, "Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like... the one with all the goofy *beep* on the walls?". Farva says, "You mean Shenanigans?".

The guys all go, "OOOHHH!" and start holding their pistols out to the chief.

I always laugh at that part, no matter how many times I watch the movie!!!...HA HA HA


Great forum question, mate.... Cheers!

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Back in my day we made the rookie get naked.......and we used blanks...you're one sick mother mac.....

Why thank you!

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"I don't wanna 'large Farva', I want a god-damn liter-a-cola!"

"What the *beep* are you? Some kind of praying mantis woman?!"

"Ten grand! I've got my eye on a leather couch with a velvet *beep*-hole in it."

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It's Afghanistanimation

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“He strangles 'em and puts their face in pig food? What an a$$hole.”

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Wait a minute... who am I here?

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"You alright, Mac?"
"GOOD ENOUGH...TO *beep* MOTHERRRRRRRR!!!"

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"I'll believe it when me $hit turns purple and smells like rainbow charmin!"

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Sherbet. Ha! Charmin!

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Meow what is so god d@#% funny?

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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"Back in the day we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a rubber hose! But now you got your damn unions!"

"Cap you KNOW I'm not a pro-union guy!"

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"License and registration--Chicken fvcker!!"

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Who wants a mustache ride???

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I'm in Law Enforcement and we constantly quote this movie. My personal favorite is "No big deal" as in " What are yours (cells) 8x8? Ours are 9x9, no big deal"

Of course there is always "I got you good you rookie fvck"

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