this hurts
physically
its THAT bad
When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...
I found this movie to be an enjoyable piece of blithely low-grade sleazoid junk. 8 out of 10 from me.
1,000 mini-bios and I feel like I'm just getting started
Phenomenally bad. Not even Darian Caine's nekkid boobs can salvage this piece of junk from the toilet bowl it sprang from. The acting sucks, music sucks... You name it. The last film I saw from these guys was "Fist of the Vampire", and I felt that film had a few things going for it. This film falls flat. And on top of everything else, this film is WAY WAY too long. Had this film been 70 or 80 minutes long, I don't think I'd rate it so low. The only thing worse then a boring, crappy movie... Is a LONG boring crappy movie.
Trust me,
Swan
My, you're nosey, aren't you?