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My Awesome Review of Dragon!


1) bunch of pointless people run around in a forest for a few minutes.
2) some clueless cavemen with shoe polish on their faces attack the pointless people.
3) a donkey in a rubber suit made to look like kinda like a dumb dragon appears and shoots some flame which sets a tree alight.

then, repeat 5 times... That is basically what this movie is about.

There was some talking...but I was so numb I can't remember any of it.

This movie must have cost about $100.00 to make... cos the actors were all in their first year of acting school (and most of them flunked out after this movie)... and they got a biiiig discount from the special effects department... in fact the special effects company gave the producers of this movie $90.00 to put their donkey dragon in this crummy flick. They also saved a lot of money.. cos they used the same part of the forest over about twenty times.. and they decided not to even use any fake blood.

If you want to get a sense of what it is like to watch this movie... run out in your yard and get your hubby to drive over your hand a couple of times with the lawnmower... this movie is about 100 times worse than that.

The most memorable line of this movie is that dude that said "aaaaah" right before the donkey dragon roasted his crummy performance.

I dare you try and sit all the way through this.

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Awesome....? Ya! you SUCKING!!!

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Good Lord, gary, you made me laugh. If you had a website and reviewed movies, I'd visit it.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine......

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Yup so would I, made me laugh out loud!!

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good review, but the "hubby running you over with a lawnmower" implies that only silly women or gay guys would like this movie.

You are wrong, sir! I demand satisfaction! I shut it off at 11 minutes in.

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