I've seen this on other boards, so I thought this would be fun.
1. Kids take baths their underwear on.
2. Hillbillies sell their appendiex for extra thumbs.
3. Poor farmers can afford video games.
4. Spoiled brats attack nannies with axes.
5. People cant tell the difference between a human or a cow in a costume.
6. THE INTERNET DOESNT LIE!!!
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Armed and Dangerous
~Tremors~
http://www.tremors3movie.com/
A cow with udders can be male.
share8. when u try 2 burp at KCA u accidentally swallow pip
9. pigs can be used as aliens making crop circles
10. evrything has the jiberish word "fripple" in it such as fripplehoow and the tripple frippleroo
11. ole death trap is completely unsafe.
12. pig is in a successful boy band.
13. not even bessie knos wut freddy is.
Jasper? Oh Hale yeah!
14. A male cow will be upset if you put him in a dress.
15. None of the cows on the farm, seemed to get milked.
16. Using your rivals weakness against them, isn't always the best idea.
17. A snake can take on the personality of it's owner.
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IMDB...its not fanboard
i hate this show so much, but this is funny!
Armed and Dangerous
~Tremors~
http://www.tremors3movie.com/
*sclam is clam!!!
*Bigfoot can fly
I see you have learned to work the Google on the internet machine.- Blades of Glory
18. Female cows can do karate
19. Otis can magically find outfits that fit his frame... never explained how that is done.
20. Tofu chicken is not a good substitute.
21. Trying to convince people that animals talk, will put you in the nut house.
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IMDB...its not fanboard
22. Old timey cartoon bombs! They do still make those.
23. You can't put pencils in a giant wooden moose.
24. Tiny men are so bitter.
------Jesus loves you, but only as a friend.------
25. No matter how many times Bessy insults and/or hits Pip, he will always love her!!!
26. Adolescents do not respect their fathers if they're in the clown profession
27. Bigfoot is quite intelligent and only goes berserk when flashed with photography
28. Mice are considered barnyard animals
29. Farmers get lonely . . . very, very lonely
30. Cows Just Want To Have Fun!!!!
31. Amongst all the barnyard animals, Cows are always looked to as the leader
32. Peck is very mild-mannered considering that a.) his best friend wants to eat him and b.) he is always being hit, pummeled, assaulted, (insert painful action verb here)
33. It's perfectly fine if your best friend wants to eat you. You should really be more concerned if he/she didn't try to eat you. Then you'd know that you're dealing with a fake person.
34. Black cows are just as sassy as black people. I'm still unsure if black cows produce chocolate milk though, Back at the Barnyard doesn't answer this.
35. Female cows are just as image-conscious as female humans. Therefore, female cows wear earrings and dye their hair and style their hair
36. Unknown animals can tread onto a barnyard and still be a part of the family (ie, Freddy is a WEASEL...um FERRET ... WHAT?!?)
37. Although pigs are highly disgusting, they also double as excellent chefs.
38. Pigs are doctors in their spare time.
39. If you have to choose between your crazy wife and your crazy mom, your wife is always "the lesser of two evils."
40. Top Anchormen Are CRAZY AND DISHEVELED!!
Finally...
41. If you ever want to tell if your friendly local is a cow or not, always remember that cows disguise their last names as "NotACow" and that they often announce "Hey, my hands are black and weird!"
"And do you know what I'm gonna do?"
"YOU GONNA MAKE SOME BISCUITS??!!!!"
"Ugh...no!"
1otis can make milk
2otis can attach a weapon that sucks milk from his udder
3milk is an Alien's weakness
4ferrets are smarter when electrocuted
5 udders are known as personal areas
6 cows eat human food