WOEFUL

Yep.

Sums this travesty to the original TV series up perfectly.

Turned it off after 25 minutes. *beep*

I used to like The Sweeney son - and it put me off my breakfast.

I made it an even ten minutes in.

Crew of character tropes. Take your pick. Tough chick with snappy comebacks, weird/nerdy, awkward guy, minority guy, new guy, pretty boy, grizzled old dude who has been in the game way too long. Except the pretty boy in this way ugly as *beep*, but it's British, so I expect it.

Begin with them at the crime scene, followed by a celebration at the bar.

Blech.