best line in the movie



when Kat said something like ''Wanna get cut b*t^h?''

Everybody knows you're lost
In the night time, honey
Lost boys

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"OLIVER" when she meets him

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When the "Z" and "E" fall off the ZETA sign, prompting the House Bunny to say, "At least you've still got the "T" and "A."

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yes 'wanna get cut bitch' was funny coming from the white girl.....

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CINDERELLA

D.C.A.C. Ily Clark!

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at the end when she was like,
"I've gotta meet this frickin bird!"

haha, hilarious!

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That was my favorite scene too! "Did she call us bitches?" "Did she call us sexy?"

And when she said "We're just washing cars. And being S E X Y!" It cracked me up! I'm a 45-year-old mom and I took my two daughters, ages 11 & 15, and we all laughed. I didn't think it was inappropriate except when I heard the "F" word one time. And in that scence the word was changed to "Freaking" in the preview on tv.

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"The eyes are the nipples of the face." (Or sumtin to that extent)

And when she said, "My heart is pounding like a nail." That had me rolling for some reason.

~You wanna have like 10,000 of his babies~
Angela Hayes

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"Yeah, Hence!" Still cracks me up. And the "F@CKING HOT!" scene was even funnier in the movie! (altho her scream wasn't as good. :(




It's a thief in the night
To come and grab you
It can creep up inside you
And consume you

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After she falls over and under all the tables and says "sorry about all the gravity". It almost killed me.

~~The Frightening Reality Of The Fact That We Will All Have To Grow Up And Settle Down One Day ~~

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"are you a good witch or a bad witch"
"a good witch!"
"no i think you're a bad witch. the house that's gonna fall on you is a sexy house"

hahahahaha. also, the poster for the movie is priceless. her confused vacant look is adorable. i heart anna faris.

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That part makes me fall over and laugh every time lmao. Just how she says, "A good witch!" is hilarious. It's so innocent lol.

"Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
"I don't listen to hip-hop."

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I like when the Dean takes that long hmmmmmmmm, before deciding not to let the baby into the sorority.

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I have to agree that was the funniest part of the movie for me. The movie needed more "Sandler" moments like that.
I also liked the dropping timber lines and those little rants by the redhead when she was a nerd in the beginning.

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hahahaha "b.y.o.m , bring your own man?? no bring your own mouse!" and how shes sooo excited over the different costumes and the eyes glazing part :]]
the whole part where emma stone is introducing her to the girls and shes saying the names super funny !!!

man this movie is sooooooooooo funny!
but what was up with them dressing like orphans or something in the begining?

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"CINDERELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

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lol Idk y but when at the end Oliver says "A little birdie told me" and Anna Faris goes "I gotta meet this frickin bird!" that really cracked me up.

remember your unique, just like everyone else!!!

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The frickin' bird takes the win.

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Either when Anna says, "I gotta meet this frickin' bird" or when Kat says "Wanna get cut, b!tch?" HAHAHA...

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when she falls over the tables and says sweet balls. couldn't quit laughing at that one.

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when the girl is flirting with the boys by the pool table and asks where there crapper is so that she can drop of some timber.. lmao

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LMAO! i thought that part was hilarious!!!!!!
"i've got to do something mysterious in there....(drop some timber)..."

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Ok, I hope I don't get this wrong....it's when all the girls are in the nursing home that Oliver works at, and I think she stubs her toe and says "Bitch suck!" or something like that LMAO that was priceless.

I will skin you. I will debone you. I will feed your entrails to our neighbor's Shih Tzu!

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Nah it's 'I have to meet this friggin bird!!!!!!!!'



I have to meet this friggin bird!!!!!!!!

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I'm paraphrasing, here:

Photographer: "You feeling okay? We could take a shower and you could talk about it."

------Jesus loves you, but only as a friend.------

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Emma Stone's whole speech about how to bond...
"We could play some sort of dodgeball!...Or, or we could tie our tennis shoes together and throw them over a telephone wire...because I see that everywhere and it seems that people would enjoy that...like how far can you throw!"
"Or we could go to a club."

Her face is priceless :-)

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"Eyes are like the nipples of the face!"

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The charity and Bob Saget line.

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"Sweet bALLS!"

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There were actually quite a few good lines....but still, the best line has to be "Damn, I gotta meet this frickin' bird!" Ha ha ha ha....that was funny!

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No no funniest was 'Eyes are the nipples of the face"

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Yeah, all her curses were hillarious! The Yoda-Vader voice mneumonic was funny too; I'd get surprised whenever she'd use it. Some others I liked ...


"No, my eyes aren't glazed; they're just taking a break."


"We can both lose our virginities." ... "uh, yeah."

Her expressions are priceless. :D

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