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Who would win? Kratos the Spartan or the Prince of Persia


It was just a question that kept o ringing in my head.
I just can't choose between the two. How 'bout you?





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Of course Kratos can... He's a BAMF!

"Athena! You conspire against me?!"

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" Oo wood win out of Alien & Thpethieth "

League Of Gentlemen fans only plz

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Without counting the fact that this is a GOW2 forum(so everybody supports Kratos!) I still think that Kratos would kill the prince in their 1st battle,since the prince would rely on escaping his attacks and then striking(stealth stuff),but Kratos has the Blades of Chaos(Athena's Blades...sorry) which have long Range,so he'd rip the prince...

BUT.....the prince would turn back in time and in their 2nd battle he'd knew Kratos movements...and in order to beat Kratos more easily he'd activate slow-mo,but Kratos would defence(pierceless defence!)and to counterattack he'd activate the amulate to move faster as well(it happened to be a statue in the site of the battle...what a coincidence!)...so they'd move at equal speed again and Kratos would kill him again...
Angry the prince rewinds time again and this time he gives it all:he activates Sand Wrath(or whatever was it's name...I forgot!) and in order to show him his might Kratos activates Rage of the Titans...again they are equal and Kratos kills the prince for the 3rd time....

REWIND!(The prince is almost out of sands)

So,angry for his failure,the Dark Prince takes over and this time the battle is equal,since both enemies use long range weapons...

The dark prince has stronger attacks,but he is running out of time and since Kratos isn't made of sand,he runs into nearby jars searching for some sand...
Kratos spits on him(he thought he was a coward) and realises that he has a weakness with water,so he performs some combos on the nearby barrage(which happens to contain water!)and so water runs in the hole place...

The Dark Prince disappears and the normal one comes back....

He tries to parry Kratos's attacks but he can't,so(he's tired) he grabs the Dagger in order to rewind but...

SURPRISE!HE'S OUT OF SANDS!

So Kratos grabs him and after asking us to press some buttons on the PS2 controller he grabs the dagger from the prince and he aims for his head,but the prince (quickly!) jumps on his chest and in his shoulders and falls behind him...Desperate!

But(twist!)...Kratos likes that the prince managed to take so much of his time to kill him and that he escaped his final attack so he drops the blades and they hug!Kratos strokes the prince's head and then they French kiss!

Kaileena,Farah,the Gods and the Titans watch with horror and they leave disgusted...

Later on,thanx to this alliance Leonidas teams up with Xerxes and they dominate all known earth....

And in the end.....they marry!!!

~THE (LAMEST) END ~

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HEHEHEHEHE I'm good at ruining endings....

Wait,I'll turn back in time so I can erase the ending...

Then u can put compliments about my story,agreed?

See you in 3 hours ago....

WHOOOOSHHHH!!!

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I don't quite see where you got the idea that the dark prince's attacks were stronger. In the end, regardless of attack strength, a Blade of Athena and the Daggertail would get all mangled up. Then, it would simply be a case of Kratos hauling the Prince in and mawling him.

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Well,in the game the Dark Prince kills all his enemies with one or two(3 worst case)hits....Kratos needs more hits with the blades...

Now,according to video game logic,the dark prince's attack are stonger(though repetitive and boring)...

Aaaa,BTW I found my Director's Cut Ending...

Let me narrate it...

Both bored of not winning,the Prince and Kratos decide to use their most powerful weapons...so they take a break to ask their fathers to lend them their swords...

-Father can I borrow the Blade of Olympus?Kratos asks
-Yeah sure,my son,Zeus replies,but I want it back at VII o'clock sharp.Now go and play with your friends.Don't forget to return the sword.

(the sword falls from the sky)

-U won't handle this sword again,old fart,next time you'll find it in your belly..

So the seed of the war between Zeus and Kratos was planted that day,but that's another story...

Now,back to the prince:

-Dad,can I borrow your sword?I need it,a Greek dude is bullying me...
-But my son,I am dead...this is my ghost...
-Dead?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-But you can have my sword...
-YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
-Your mother died too...
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-The Vizier is dead too...
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-That's a good thing
-Aaa..YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
-Now go my son,make me proud...

(the sword pops out of nowhere)

The battle begins and a single charged attack from Kratos breaks the Sultan's sword(it's the blade of olympus,DAMMIT) in pieces...


The Prince tries to take out the Dagger of Time,but it's NOWHERE!

Kayleena's Ghost appears and says:
-I Have it,silly boy u forgot?
-Quickly can u lend it to me?
-Sure,but I want it back for IX o 'clock...
-{U wish,the prince thinks},but he says OK with his voice...

Kratos scratches his head for a second and the he yells:

-Athena You Conspire Against Me?
-I'm not Athena,I'm Kayleena,Baldie....
-I'm...I'm sorry...now get the *beep* out of here,u distract me...
-Or else?
-I'll kill u,simple...
-U cannot kill me,I'm a ghost...
-We 'll see about that..Kratos releases the Ghosts from the Hammer,but
[Kayleena disppears}
-Noooo,I missed...I never miss!!
[Kratos turns angry on the Prince]

The two approach and a Quick kill sequence unfolds between them and a number of PS2 buttons appear on our screen to press...

The Prince jumps for a quick Kill on kratos's back but Kratos turns,grabs the Dagger and punches the prince in his chest...the prince falls down and opposes to Kratos dragging him....but Kratos grabs his head and smashes it in a nearby rock,blocking it...

-Please have mercy the prince says....Here in Babylon there are many things u would desire...Women,Gold...
-Nothing buys me...
-U refuse Babylon's treasures?This is Madness...
-MADNESS?!?THIS IS SPARTA!!!,and he punches the princes face deeper in the rock...

-Please stop,I was supposed to dine with Farah tonight..

-TONIGHT YOU DINE IN HELL!!!! and he stabs the Dagger in the prince's head...all happy that he killed another dude,999994 he thinks,6 more remain...

BUT(twist) the Dagger still had some sand in it and Kratos involuntarily activates it and turns back to the moment the vizier wanted to stab Kayleena...

-Soo,u are the famous Prince of Persia,the vizier says...
-I am the God of War!!!
-Ooops,sorry I must have confused u with someone else...
-So,u have the Dagger...hand it to me quickly!
-Without replying Kratos turns the vizier's head 180 degrees...
-Aaaah,I feel better now...3 minutes without killing someone...I was getting sick...so 999995...5 more to go

-Quickly stranger release me or we are all doomed,Kayleena says...
-U again,I swore I'd kill u...
-What are u talking about,I don't even know u...
-A miss....yes...now it will be a success....
Kratos happily says:999996 soon...
-Noooo,don't do it,Kayleena says,my boyfriend will kill u,he's the prince of persia...
-That little peacock?He's Dead now...
-NOOOOOOOOO...
-YESSSSSS(Kratos evily laughs)HAHAHAHAHA
-But wait,I turned back in time,so the prince is still alive...
-YESSSSSS,kayleena says...
-But he's in another timeline,so u cannot meet him...
-NOOOOOOOOO
-Anyway,where were we?Ah Yes...the miss...999996...999996,kratos whispers...
-Wait I have a valuable reason,don't do it...
-What is it?
-Stabbing me would release the sands of time in your body...u could become invincible...all the world could be destroyed because of u...
{Kratos's eyes glare,he smiles and then he stabs Kayleena}

-AAAAA...Kratos screams while the sands penetrate his body....

-U now have the ability to travel back in time,Kratos.

-Gaia?Is that you?

-No,silly hillbilly....I'm Kayleena....well,her ghost...

-Nooooooooo,she's not dead......Noooooo,999995....

-The gods made me immortal...

-All Olympus is going down for this,and Kratos disappears....

-Noooo,I did not mean the Gods of Olympus,but of Persia,Kayleena screams,but it was too late...Kratos had left to bring the Titans to Olympus...


So,that's the true story of how Kratos got the ability to travel back in time and not the one we've been told...

Also,that's how the whole war with the Olympians started,because of a mistake...

The rest will be on God of War III,where the Prince will return to avenge Kayleena,since he never died...

The Beginning Ends.........NOW!

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hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

Excellent excellent alexpapas1 I almost died of laughing. and the 2nd end is a masterpiece.

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Thanx vamp775,I'm glad u liked my story....

Hope I'll be able to make more like this in the future....

(The 2nd ending should become a short movie,u think?hahahaha just joking,the POP fans would kill us...)


"Friends are like butt cheeks,
shi t may come between them,
but in the end they always come together."


(a signature I read from another user)

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I really feel for you folks
I really do.

XX mojo XX

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Thanx again man....glad u liked my story...

(check your PM,see ya)

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Thpethieth would use her claws... Buuut the Alien would get his acid blood all over her.. Classic

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Ow menny killinth ??

:-)

XX mojo XX

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Kratos!

the prince of Persia looks like cheating French ponce Robert Pirez! champions league final loser!

jas :)

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Check my 2 versions of the story,THAT's how it should happen...

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Thanx man,glad u liked it....


"You have your swords. I have my tricks. We play with the toys the gods give us."
Odysseus,Troy

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good! Belluci is ugly!

jas :)

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C'mon we need more funny stories....anyone?

Read my 2 stories for inspirations & ideas....

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I forgot about this, so I shall bump it.

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kratos rips the prince into 2 giant chunks of fresh meat. done

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Forget about a small battle between the prince and kratos, lets have a full scale war!

Kratos and the spartans, the titans and the gods

versus pussy prince and his sand thingies,

i think we know how that ends.

The prince of course will be the last to die, and he'll run away, but kratos will find him. and if kratos loses his blades, he will pull out the sword of olympus. he will stab the prince in the chest, and pull up the sword so he gets sliced in half, happy days.

fortunately, the battle takes place in a bathhouse/brothel, and theres a whole lotta horny, wet ladies waiting for him.

THE SEX BEGINS!!!!!!!!!

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Kratos would quarter the Prince of Persia, carry his torso around and throw gim to feral dogs as a distraction.

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