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Things we learned from LHL

posted 9 years ago by tzukeeper
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1) It's perfectly normal to have a teenager (one of them deceased) and pull up to your vacation house with little toy animals and a little red wagon on the lawn.

2) You can time your swimming speed by only looking at the watch when at the end of the swim.

3. It's perfectly okay to work at a store during tourist season and close it in the middle of the day to go to a motel to get high.

4. It's perfectly normal for two young girls to follow a guy to his creepy motel room and not question why he's there.

4. If a party of weirdo freaks shows up at your home in the middle of nowhere, it's okay if your husband leaves you alone with them to turn on the generator and escort them to the guesthouse.

5. If you have to empty the blood out of someone's lungs in a hurry, use a tube from a bottle of Windex because they're abnormally long.

6. If you're a teenager who has witnessed murder and rape by your father, don't run for help. Just sit against a tree and look up at the sky.

7. Blood money is sometimes literally blood on money.

8. If you've borrowed someone's boat, hide the key in a wine glass.

9. If you've used someone's house and boat for free, leave a bottle of champagne worth more than $4.

10. If you've escaped from a gang of killers, stand on a hill and yell to somebody a hundred feet away driving a tractor.

11. Don't tell a gang of killers that they're "pathetic".

"So, what would you like to see on your honeymoon, Mrs. Cord?" "Lots of lovely ceilings."

[–] spookyrat1 9 years ago

1 Did you forget that other people use the house?

2 I do.

3 When the cat's away the mice will etc. Paige especially is a risk - taker.

4 See above about Paige. Mari is clearly nervous about going into the room.

4a Your missing the point. By this time Emma (especially) and John wanted them out of the main house, even though they had played the good Samaritans. They were sure to lock the back door.

5 One of the good things about this movie IMO is that the medical techniques look realistic, whether you think so or not.

6 You've missed the point again. Justin is totally traumatized by what he's seen. Krug is right about 1 thing. Justin is nothing like him.

8 Why not? They may have arranged that.

9 Some people just aren't spenders.

10 So you think she should just have ignored him?

11 She was showing resistance, rather than being just a submissive victim.🐭

[–] tzukeeper 9 years ago

You're a drag. Go away. These types of posts are for fun. Not to be challenged by some ahole.

I just wasn't made for these times. (Brian Wilson)

[–] spookyrat1 9 years ago

These types of posts are for fun.

For the right sort of "dumb" film idiot. This is not one of them and is the reason you have no additions to your list, which as I've demonstrated is completely deficient any way.

Now go back and play in your sand pit with your soft toys.🐭

[–] tzukeeper 9 years ago

douche.

I just wasn't made for these times. (Brian Wilson)

[–] spookyrat1 9 years ago

I just wasn't made for these times.

LOL! No buddy you definitely weren't.🐭

[–] Rexfellis 9 years ago

Hey dookiebrat1, stop being a dickbag and let the people play their game. It's done on almost every movie, both good and bad. The only reason you have to be here is because you want to be another boring ass troll.

I just wasn't made for these times.LOL! No buddy you definitely weren't.🐭

That was a quote, his/her signature, not a statement by him...dumbass.

Rex

When movie hell is full, re-makes shall walk the earth.

[–] spookyrat1 9 years ago

... stop being a dickbag and let the people play their game.

Hi there. Nice to meet you. I'm a human being! What are you?

That was a quote, his/her signature, not a statement by him.

Gee, that's really observant of you to point that out, since I gather sarcasm must be a foreign language to you.

Sit down and give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.🐭

[–] Rexfellis 9 years ago

Hi there. Nice to meet you. I'm a human being! What are you?

I am a human being as well. Just not one who wastes my time trying to ruin other people's fun.

Gee, that's really observant of you to point that out, since I gather sarcasm must be a foreign language to you.

I understand sarcasm very well thank you very much. You just seem to be very condescending instead of sarcastic. So, I called you out on it.

Sit down and give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.🐭

I am fine, but thank you for your concern

Later,

Rex

When movie hell is full, re-makes shall walk the earth.

[–] spookyrat1 9 years ago

You just seem to be very condescending instead of sarcastic. So, I called you out on it.

Wow isn't that surprising when both you and the clown above, immediately resort to idiotic clichéd forms of personal abuse, like bad-tempered brats in vain attempts to peddle your muddle-headed nonsense.

Fact 1 No-one is stopping the OP or yourself from having "fun".

Fact 2 No-one's stopping me from commenting on these "fun-filled" posts, least of all, a half-wit such as yourself. In fact I'd love to see you add to the OP's list.

There all the facts of life you need to be aware of Rex and are likely capable of processing today anyway. Off you go now.

I like how you never strike out blindly. You fail right in the spotlight.🐭

[–] Rexfellis 8 years ago

For the right sort of "dumb" film idiot.

It's pretty funny how you call out other people for "personal abuse" yet you use the same tactics.

Wow isn't that surprising when both you and the clown above, immediately resort to idiotic clichéd forms of personal abuse, like bad-tempered brats in vain attempts to peddle your muddle-headed nonsense.

You're being a dick, admit it.

There all the facts of life you need to be aware of Rex and are likely capable of processing today anyway. Off you go now.

I am sure you meant to say "not likely capable of processing", but you get a pas. So, once again you are calling me simple-minded. I assure you that I am not. Good luck with your trolling. Hope it works out for you.

Rex

When movie hell is full, re-makes shall walk the earth.

[–] spookyrat1 8 years ago

It's pretty funny how you call out other people for "personal abuse" yet you use the same tactics.

If people (and I use the term loosely) such as yourself and the idiotic OP want to BEGIN personally abusing me, as YOU BOTH did, I'm more than happy to serve it right back to you in spades and love seeing you suddenly bleating like the simple -minded sheep that you are, as if you were seriously expecting no blow back. That's the typical thought processes of wannabe internet bullies such as yourself. All spark, no flame!

So, once again you are calling me simple-minded.

Oh! You've just woken up to that sleepy head. LOL!

I am sure you meant to say "not likely capable of processing", but you get a pas.

No, I meant to say exactly what I wrote. Your grasp of the written language is clearly deficient, as is your ability to think, comprehend and spell. The word you're trying for is "pass". Simple-minded is, as simple-minded does. That's you all over Rexie and now you seem to be realising it yourself. Good job son! If you think you're a wit, you're half right.🐭

[–] Rexfellis 8 years ago

Obvious douchebag is an obvious douchebag. I am very competent in reading the written language. You are a stupid troll that needs to bring others down to bring yourself up.

Enjoy your time in you mother's basement, and feel free to keep slamming on me. You hijacked a good thread just to be an a$$hole.

I'm done with you stupid ass,

Rex

 When movie hell is full, re-makes shall walk the earth. 

[–] spookyrat1 8 years ago

You hijacked a good thread just to be an a$$hole.

A good thread? Still waiting for you to add something substantial to it then, besides your whinings and pathetic attempts at personal abuse.

I'm done with you stupid ass,

LOL! Rexie boy you never got started. You're just too dense to realise it. Dry your eyes, slink back to your hole in the ground, treat those cuts and bruises and keep dreaming of the day you might eventually be ready to play with the big kids. 🐭

[–] Rexfellis 8 years ago

Hey man, I hope you are nicer in real life than you are with your keyboard commando persona. It's sad to watch you attempt to be an internet bully. I said I was done with your stupid ass, but this is actually fun. Keep 'em coming sport.

Rex

 When movie hell is full, re-makes shall walk the earth. 

[–] Rexfellis 8 years ago

Your grasp of the written language is clearly deficient, as is your ability to think, comprehend and spell

I have a fairly proficient grasp of the English language, as well as a few others.. Both written and spoken. Please explain to me my deficiencies in thinking, comprehending, and spelling. I am on the edge of my seat awaiting your predictable wannabe scathing response.

Kisses,

Rex

 When movie hell is full, re-makes shall walk the earth. 

[–] iamthat1 8 years ago

overall, i agree with your point, that this movie does not deserve a 'things we learnt' because it is very realistic actually. but just one question. how do you time your swim by only looking at your watch at the end? haha

[–] spookyrat1 8 years ago

Ha Ha! Yes and the beginning as well.

... it is very realistic ...

Precisely the point the posters above commiserating with each other, just don't get. Interesting too, that none of them have added to the OP's list, despite all the "thread hijacking" rubbish.🐭

[–] whitespirit26 8 years ago

Well this was a waste of time. Sorry your thread got hijacked, Tzu.

[–] tzukeeper 8 years ago

I honestly do not believe I have ever encountered a bigger dick than spookiedouche1.

I just wasn't made for these times. (Brian Wilson)

[–] whitespirit26 8 years ago

LOL, "realistic" a term for this movie. Only from an imbecile who excels in ignorance.

[–] dvd7 8 years ago

Geez! No kidding! If he doesn't like those lists, fine, don't participate. I don't even begrudge his initial rebuttal. But everything after that was being a jerk just because he could.
He also kept pointing out how no one else had added anything to the list...who would want to after he passed all over the thread?
I guess some people just feel the need to try acting superior on the internet, which is sad because you can only imagine what his life is like. Sad.

[–] wiebejammen 8 years ago

dvd7 ignore douches.

This type of post is fun. I see it a lot and end up hysterical over incredibly clever posts.

What do you got on? Loafers? You don't slaughter animals in loafers!

[–] spookyrat1 8 years ago

This type of post is fun.

I'm always up for a laugh funseeker.
Just like that clever OP, post something hysterical about what you learned from TLHOTL?🐭

[–] spookyrat1 8 years ago

... just because he could.

It's a free board, so yes.

He also kept pointing out how no one else had added anything to the list

And yes, no one has, because it's not that sort of film, which is the point I've been making all along.

... who would want to after he passed all over the thread?

I'll help you out. I think the word you're after is pissed.

... you can only imagine what his life is like.

It's sweet!I'm not complaining buddy, it's the other crew that are doing all the whinging. Have a nice day!🐭

[–] HelloMyNameIsMrBurns 8 years ago

This is a bunch of annoying nitpicking.

[–] tzukeeper 8 years ago

It's for fun and way over your head, jiz wad. Go annihilate yourself like a muslim.

"What would you like to see on your honeymoon, Mrs. Cord?"
"Lots of lovely ceilings."

[–] FerrisBueller_youre_my_hero 7 years ago

12. Microwaves have fun and interesting uses that I've never even considered before.