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You know what happens if you do nothing but drink and party at college?


You flunk out and leave. Much like my first roommate (flunked out after one semester). Anyone who sticks around in college is actually studying.

Also unlike these college movies seem to claim, fraternities and sororities are not a big deal. The percentage of students in them is in the single digits and is steadily declining. And my school's political science club probably held more parties that were bigger than anything the frats did. No one cares about them except for the students in them.

This movie should be called "What Idiot High Schoolers Wish College Was Like"

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Yea your right, nobody could give two sh!ts about the frats and sororities at my college..plus they are all full of sterotypical jerk guys and airhead girls..so their is some humor their.

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Does your college offer any English courses?

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It's a shame that this potent, timely, and emphatic burn went largely unnoticed!

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Actually, I have been partying ever since I started college 6 years ago and believe it or not...I graduate this semester with my BS in Psychology! Never once studied or started a paper more than a day before it was due. This movies still suck though.

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True story. Anyone who says real college is like this probably flunked out after acting like a gigantic tool for a half a year. Either that or they are high school students that got stories passed down to them by real people in college just wanting to get a rise out of them.

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I get the feeling that most college movies are made by people who didn't go to college for people who aren't in college yet.

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No the people who make them have gone to it, they just know how to market them to people not in college.

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Well I was in a fraternity, it was a big deal at my school, it is the biggest school in the state, and I partied all the time, got a job at an ad agency, and think the people in this thread are dorks.

Just because it wasn't a big deal at your school and you think people who party all the time are gonna fail out doesn't mean it happens everywhere.

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Being in a fraternity is like being on a team without actually...you know...playing sports. It provides a sense of entitlement and camaraderie. And it strikes me as a little pathetic. I'm a dork and I'll never join a fraternity but at least I'll admit it. You're probably one of those total d-bags everyone hangs around but secretly hates. I bet you also love to go clubbing.

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Really depends on the college. Did my undergrad at Valparaiso, there was some partying, but not a whole lot. Now I'm in Columbus, Ohio, and if you drop down south to Athens (Ohio University), all they do is drink.

It's a pope town surround by a zillion bars and more bars. But that's just my 3 cents.

Besides, everyone already knows "Animal House" is, was, and always will be, the greatest fake college movie, ever.

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Whats wrong with joining an organization for camaraderie? Fraternities can be a good way to find a solid group to hang out with during college. It was nice to have my fraternity in college because it was a stable group that stuck around my whole time there. The problem with making friend groups in the dorms was that each year everyone would split up and end up all around campus and no one would hang out as the same group anymore. Fraternities and clubs and sports are an easy way to find a common group that doesnt disappear over the summer.

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the reason I say this is because the movie's portrayl of college is totally unrealistic: it's not a big deal at all if high school students show up at college parties. Girls not wanting anything to do with a guy who's still in high school isn't as prevalent as the movie suggests. Furthermore, the annoying fat kid would never hook up with the hot blonde, and in real life would probably be a virgin and not have any friends.

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Thats true but after 4 years at a state party school most of this *beep* happens minus the chicks walking around naked

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I thought you ended up President of the United States...

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It's funny you say no one cares about fraternities when the evidence is otherwise. Why don't you look at the most influential people in history and present day and tell me if they were in a fraternity? Why don't you look at the richest people present day and tell me if they were in a fraternity or sorority? Come back, I'll be waiting to see you with your foot in your mouth.

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Granted, frat boys have ended up as President, and in other high positions. However, these were guys who knew how to network and they networked at college, and after college. That's how they ended up in high positions.


There's a lot of heavy lifting done at college by people who usually aren't in fraternities. For instance, my college built a gigantic bonfire every year. The frats never helped. Students ran the housing admin. Frats didn't help. The college was patrolled by both campus Police, and a volunteer student unit-the frats didn't help.

I can only surmise that frat boys went on to become Obama's, Bush's, Cheney's, Clintons, and Kerrys. The students who did the heavy lifting went on to become the Police shift commanders, military unit commanders, church volunteers for homeless organizations, church elders, and leaders in groups within corporations.

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You know what happens in college if you do nothing but sit in your dorm room and study, instead of partying and making friends? you go crazy! look at the kids causing school violence in both highschools and colleges across the US.

I was in a fraternity and it gave me the opportunity to do a lot of things that no other students could do, including fraternity intramurals, Greek Week, Carnival Week, meet girls, meet people.

If you don't join a greek organization (social or professional), what are you going to put on your resume?? When you go for a job interview, and you are asked if you have leadership abilities, or how you cope with people who disagree with you, and you respond "I sat in my dorm all day, every day", you're not going to have a chance at that job. Being in a fraternity provides young adults with a lot of different life-long and life-enhancing experiences. Managing money, working as a team, working as an individual, overcoming timidness.

Also, at all your schools...who cleans up your football stadiums after games? - Greek life does. I also guarantee they are forced to do X amount of community service hours every semester to stay active. It's also a proven fact that over 60% of alumni donations come from ex-greek life members. Colleges know how much the Greek system helps them every year. If it weren't for the Greek system, the campuses would be dirty and have trash all over them, all year round. If Greek life didn't help colleges and universities, the colleges and universities would have gotten rid of them LONG LONG ago.

To top it all off...something like 39 of the US presidents were in fraternities. 75% of the US Senate were in fraternities, and 95% of the CEO's of Fortune 500 companies.

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I'm not in a fraternity, but I have friends who are and I agree that being a part of Greek life is not a negative thing. It helps you gain connections, which is a very overlooked part of finding a job after school. Some of my friends actually improved academically after they joined a greek organization, then again a few of them are on probation right now. Greek life can be a very positive thing. I don't plan on joining a fraternity, but Greek life gets a bad rap by ignorant people.

Although, I disagree about the whole resume thing, there a ton of things at school that you can list on a resume.

Anyway, to get back on track, it's quite obvious if you do to much of anything in college it can have negative consequences. Whether it's drinking to much, playing poker to much, going to the gym to much, playing video games to much, napping to much..etc. Even studying all the time can have a negative effect on your social life. How you interact socially plays a huge role in your future. College is about balancing your social life, school, hobbies, and other things.

The movie College obviously only covers one aspect of college, but that aspect seems to fill more seats more than any other thing you'd do in college.

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And this is to all the people here still in college or high school:

Your college GPA means next to NOTHING in the real world. Most offices and managers don't care even the slightest bit about your GPA. They look for good, upstanding citizens with character, class, and PERSONALITY! Nobody wants a boring book worm nerd working at their company who nobody can even have a conversation with...and believe me, I know a lot about boring book worm nerds, as I am a computer science grad ;-)

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Yeah, its sad but true but the people in major universities in fraternities get all the pussy. and jsut because you weren't in a frat don't judge the people who didn't have sticks up their asses and didnt worry about their GPA the whole time. gpa doesn't really mean *beep* and half the experience of college is having fun.

So again, just because you were obviously a loser in college who got no ass, don't look down at those who knew how to have a good time.

Out of curiosity, have you ever been drunk?

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It's pretty obvious that this movie represents around 1-3% of the college population. I spent a large amount of my college tenure under the influence but it was rarely at a party near the size they depict in this piece of *beep* Most of the time it was with a group of friends, watching movies, saving money because we were too broke to go out.

The hilarious thing is 95% of the people in fraternities were and still are losers. Most are people who crave some sort of weird "brotherhood" that only a college fraternity can offer them. Usually it's just a group of guys who were the biggest *beep* in high school that they never found a group of friends. Coincidentally they're also the only people that seem to think that college is simply for "experience". I really hope they still think that when they are stuck pumping my incredibly overpriced gas.

You guys know you're able to have fun at college AND still graduate with decent marks, right? It's not as cut and dry as douchebags who make movies like this make it out to be.

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Not true. A lot of internships and jobs have hard cutoffs and deny anyone with less than 3.0. If you want to go to medical school you better have a good GPA. There are plenty of competitive jobs and grad school programs that will look closely at GPA's.

But yeah, once you are in the real world no one will ever care about your GPA again.

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um... thanks for stating the most obvious *beep* ever... um ya you dont study or do your homework and do other things you fail... your blowing my mind thats an insane correlation...
and making a movie about kids trying to pass doesnt make for much of a movie does it?

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being in a frat is like being Kevin Federline: You have this tremendous sense of accomplishment, even though you havent done anything worthwhile with your time.




Lois:You know,Im not wearing panties

Peter:Thats okay, we can always throw that chair out

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If you do nothing but drink and party at college, you may go on to become the president of the U.S.

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Hell, you could even blow coke until your 40, become a born again christian, and still be elected President. Twice.

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