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Complete List of Upcoming Carrey-Less Carrey Sequels!

posted 17 years ago by teenageboy15
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The Mask Returns
A senile old fat redneck chick accidentally eats the mask! This causes trouble at her Bean-Eating-Family Reunion, where her uncle (shamefull cameo) Dr. Pendelshmit played by Wayne Newton who wants to give her a job at his firm. Her eating of the Mask poses a problem when everytime she farts she changes in-and-out of The Mask! Hillarity dosn't ensue.

Dumb & Dumberest
Harry and Loyd are entered into a retard runway model contest, where there sense of style wins them the job. Once in they prove to the other female models that anyone can be stupid and look good doing it. The moral of the story is retards (like whoever plays in this movie) will get paid for sucking.

The Cable Guy 2
Some guy who does not look like Jim Carrey plays Chip, who in this movie is admited into a mental hospital where he becomes everyones best friend by hooking up cable in their looney-bins. His popularity is threatend when a guy (who DOES look like Jim Carrey) starts hooking up satelite which get 500 more channels. A running joke in the movie is one of the nutcases in the background makes many references to the size of the boobs he sees on the satelite on his TV in his room.

Liar Liar 2: Lie Teller
In this crappy sequel, Flether's son Max takes the lead as the main character. Now played by some fat 20-something year old, Max rembered how his father used to lie all the time, he always tell the truth. One night Max's wife played by Rosie o' Donnel, asks "Does this make me look fat?". Rembering his choice of truth, he answers "Yes." The next day on his wife's birthday she wishes that Max couldn't tell the truth. Now, Max lies about everything. The moral of the story is that it's okay to lie to your girlfriend.

The Truman Life
When Truman (played by David Duchovny) has just started to get used to normall off-screen life. Soon after, he discovers hes got billions of dollars worth of paychecks in the bank for living in "The Truman Show", and becomes a rich guy and eventually meets Bill Gates and kicks him in the balls. Moral of the story is Bill Gates sucks.

Twice Bitten and Loving It
Mark (played by Josh Peck) two weeks before halloween discovers a unmarked grave in his backyard. For some retarded reason, he decides to open it to discover Count Dracula (Leslie Nelson), who shows him how to Disco dance. Mark starts his own How-to-disco web show. Mark becomes a phenomenon, But eventually word gets out that Dracula tought him and them the Count gets equally as popular. This makes Mark upset and at the end of the movie, Mark and Drac-Dog (Dracula's new hip-hop nickname) have a Disco dance off! And when this comes out, nobody will rember it... I hope.

Feel free to add your own...

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[–] Jimmy_Bananaz 17 years ago

I'd actually pay to see that. Is that wrong?

[–] meshuggah-2 17 years ago

yeah man bruce and evan will be good if bruce campbell is in it.

[–] jenlynne922 17 years ago

I would actually like to see that one too...maybe I'd keep Steve Carell in it though!

[–] Elijya 16 years ago

Another vote that giving Bruce Campbell god's powers would make for an awesome movie

[–] Adam_Newman 16 years ago

I'd rather see Jesus vs Superman

Richard Dawkins for God ***Election 2008***

[–] snackbar 16 years ago

Dawkins would find that very funny.

[–] yourmumisone 15 years ago

<b>Ace Ventura: Gynecologist Detective</b>

Ventura while on his wild adventures, knocked up 3 mexican hookers. This story follows one of them (expect films on the other two). Sanchez Ventura inheriting his fathers wild side, as well as his mothers herpies, goes on many wild assaching adventures. Getting a job as a Gynecologist, Ventura cant help but create hilarious chaos on his first day by attempting to shove animals inside his patients while performing the pap test. After being thrown in jail for malpractice, Ventura proceeds to pick up the soap with his goof-brained slogan 'allriiiighty-then'. How will Ventura get himself out of this one?

*spoilers*
suicide on the 3rd day

[–] piperian396 17 years ago

Me, Myself, Irene, and Son
Chrlie (now played by Robin Williams) along with his new partner played by Chris Tucker go on a big adventure to rescue his son who has developed schizophrenia and goes on a killing spree. After a series of painfully unfunny events including hours of unfunny improv. by Robin Williams Charlie's schizophrenia starts up again and it is an all out battle between Hank and his son's personality.

"Stupidity has a certain charm, ignorance does not."-FZ

[–] DelGriffith53 17 years ago

Robin Williams and Bruce Campbell are fine actors, but a non-Jim Carrey sequel will guarantee to suck if a young nobody headlines the film.

Jamie Kennedy and those two dudes from "Dumb And Dumberer" anyone?

"Shop smart...shop S-MART"

[–] teenageboy15 17 years ago

Bruce Campbell kicks ass but his presense in a Jim Carrey-less Jim Carrey sequel would not save it's ass by any means.

Lemony Snicket's A Series of VERY Fortunate Events!
Count Olaf (Now Played by Jim Belushi) has decieded he is not far from death and decided money is NOT important. He decides to have a truce with the children (Clause = Zac Braff, Violet = An undiscovered actress at one time was a man) and the live happily ever after. The remain 45 minutes of the film are spent sitting in Olaf's home and the children playing Halo 2.

Daughter of the Mask
Harrison Ford plays Stanley Ipkiss who has a baby with his wife Tina (Played by Kathie Griffin) and when it's born, she unexplaiedly has the Masks powers. God (Played by Morgan Freeman) tells him that his over-usage of the Mask has now givin his sperm the Masks power, and he now has no control over his penis. Hillarity won't ensue. And then we ensue this movie in the court of law for sucking.

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Batman Forever and Ever
The Riddler vs. Jack Torrance. Directed by Eli Roth because he's, like, the best director ever.

Cookies sure were good.

[–] Csharpe987 17 years ago

The Not-So-Majestic

The government discovers that Jim Carrey's character in the first movie (I forgot his name, that movie bored me to tears) actually WAS a Communist, but he has since died, so they put his son in prison instead. If his son is played by Will Arnett then this can double as a sequel to Let's Go to Prison!!

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The Number 24

An FBI agent (played by Judge Reinhold) discovers there is a terrorist plot set by Arabs to cripple the United States Military through a series of random, unpredictable attacks on random targets. He later finds out that everything is not random, and the attacks correspond to a code based around the number 24.

[–] teenageboy15 17 years ago

WHY the Grinch Stole Christmas and How Evan and Bruce Struck Back!
In this comedy/religous film, the Grinch (Tom Hanks) is ushered into the office of a Pastor/Thearapist by his wife Martha (Played by Rosie O' Donnel). The pastor gets deep into the Grinch's brain to discover the true reason The Grinch tried to Steel Christmas. The Grinch is an Athiest. After hearing this Cindy Lou Who (Played by Dakota Fanning) and Martha pray for him. That night in Buffalo, Evan (Play by Michael Cera) and Bruce (Topher Grace) get a call from God (Played by Morgan Freeman - The only upside to this movie...). They are sent to Whoville where they try to convert The Grinch, before he steals Easter!

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Man in the moon on the earth
Andy Kauffman(played by the real Andy Kauffman) still alive and star a new reality show of his life...

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[–] alcudia1714 17 years ago

Yeah! I know!
but it's a joke...
remember the urban legend that said Andy it's still alive and his death is an hoax.

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[–] madmadman187 16 years ago

Fun with two dicks and jane

[–] madmadman187 16 years ago

Eternal *beep* of the hopeless Mind

[–] larspunk86 16 years ago

This one really made me laugh. Great stuff.

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[–] yourmumisone 15 years ago

fun with 2 dicks and jane hahahahahahahhahaha classic

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[–] mohonnas 17 years ago

Earth Girls Aren't Particularly Easy
Mac(David Duchovny), Wiploc(Paulie Shore), and Zeebo(Still Damon Wayans because he hasn't had work in like 20 years) crash land in a Florida retirement home and are mistaken for a popular rock band of the 60's. They are hated and feared by the community until Valarie(Kristy Swanson) shows up and teaches everyone the true meaning of Christmas and as a favor to the rest of the world kills Paulie Shore. Directed by Uwe Boll.

[–] teenageboy15 17 years ago

This is a list of the upcoming Carrey-less "Fun with Dick & Jane" sequels. Dick is played by Wilmer Valderamma and Jane is played by Tina Fey. "No D&J" means Dick and Jane are not in the sequel.

- Fun with Dick and Jane 2: Knocked Up!
- Fun with Dick and Jane 3D!
- Fun with Dick and Jane 4: The Break-up
- Fun with Dick and Jane 5: The Divorce
- Fun with Dick and Jane 6: Dick Looses Half His Stuff
- Fun with Dick and Jane 7: Dick Commits Suicide
- Fun with Dick and Jane 8: The Ghost of Dick
- Fun with Dick and Jane 9: Jane Kills Herself
- Fun with Dick and Jane 10: The Maid Kills herself (No D&J)
- Fun with Dick and Jane 11: The Maid Goes to Hell (No D&J)
- Fun with Dick and Jane 12: The Return (to life) of Dick and Jane
- Fun with Dick and Jane 13: Dick and Jane Goes To Palm Springs!
- Fun with Dick and Jane 14: Dick Looses The Baby at Six Flags!
- Fun with Dick and Jane 15: Jane Remaires Dick!
- Fun with Dick and Jane 16: Still Smokin'
- Fun with Dick and Jane 17: The Last Chapter
- Fun with Dick and Jane 18: Just Screwing with ya!
- Fun with Dick and Jane 19: We Don't Have Enough for 20
- Fun with Dick and Jane 20: Dick and Jane Loose Money of their Paychecks for 20!

[–] colonel_inguss 17 years ago

Ace Ventura : The Legend of Mr.Shickadance

Salvatore Lucania must be lookin' down on all of us with great pride.

[–] paarnold 17 years ago

Screenwriters are on this board stealing movie ideas RIGHT NOW.

[–] teenageboy15 17 years ago

Probley are.

Llyod vs. The Mask vs. Ace Ventura
Lloyd (Christopher Llyod), Stanley Ipkiss (Justin Long), and Ace Venture (Archived footage of Chevy Chase) have all discovered that the Earth is about to be eaten by a big fluffy cloud. It is up to them to save it even though they have no skills to qualify them for the job.

[–] Cafe_Eighties 16 years ago

I can't even think of a more terrible sequel idea than this one.

~*Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherfuhrer!*~

[–] Kablueyy 16 years ago

Tee hee hee, who would play the silver surfer?

Kevin Smith will one day egg Greasy Reese Witherspoons house

[–] larspunk86 16 years ago

Chevy Chase archive footage lol. I'm sorry, but I'll have to steal this line from you

[–] amberstarr 16 years ago

Thanks. Your idea made me laugh so hard that I just shot pepsi out of my nose.
It smells like burning.

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[–] ryangilmer007 16 years ago

add on the end a nod to both Leonard PArt 6 and the actual Carey movie "23" by adding "... Part 23". I mean think of all the prequel possabilities to truely flesh out the non Jim Carey played parts.

[–] stestewart2005 16 years ago

are these all for real?

That's *beep* stupid if they do all them why can't they just leave the carrey classics alone? the reason they were classics were because Carrey was the main actor without carrey it's just another piss poor attempt at a movie

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[–] teenageboy15 16 years ago

The guy above wins. There could not be a stupider movie than that. Wow. I'm amazed...

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[–] teenageboy15 16 years ago

Ace Ventura Jr.
The son of Ace (The fat kid from Unacompannied Minors) steps into his fathers shoes for an exicting case!

Hows that for a bad idea for a sequel?

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[–] sweetpajamas 16 years ago

hey genius,
if you had half a brain you would know that is NOT the same kid..look it up..geesh..get a clue...josh flitter was NOT in unaccompanied minors...

[–] Mewsdragonball 16 years ago

Um, they can't do sequels to Batman Forever, the old Batman series is dead, the new one began in 2005 with Batman Begins, and actually, I wouldn't a sequel to the Mask, if they kept the dark humor of the comics in, I really wouldn't mind

By the way, Derek Richardson was in Dumb & Dumberer, and now, he's the Janet Leigh of Hostel (Meaning like her he was killed when the audience thought Paxton was going to get it)

[–] teenageboy15 16 years ago

Okay. I don't care. I don't see how I only have half a brain and I don't have a clue because I mis-credited an unfunny fat kid for another unfunny fat kid. Something tells me your looking forward to this movie. When it comes out, I hope you enjoy knowing you have just supported the ruining of ANOTER Jim Carrey movie. Good job.

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[–] Ezuma 16 years ago

Actually the guy who played Jim Carrey's role in "Dumb and Dumberer" *can* act... he just seems to choose roles where he doesn't have to... can't figure out why though. But he's in one or two episodes in the 2nd season of "24" as Mason's son... and he does a fine job. Perhaps not stellar... but the guy's got some skills.

Yeah, Eric Christian Olsen is in an episode of Smallville, where he plays a serial killer. He's really good in that role.

IRON MAN: 02.05.08

[–] RobertHolik 16 years ago

Dude, don't be giving Hollywood ideas!

My IMDB profile: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2702669/

[–] teenageboy15 16 years ago

That's true, sadly. Usually quality is the last thing Hollywood has in mind when making a movie.

[–] gnoskramys 16 years ago

The Number 24

[–] ryangilmer007 16 years ago

This would make sense becasue in the twisted form of "23" 24 is really just another form of 23. I mean 2+4=6 and 4/6=.6666 Just like 2/3=.66666

Could Carrey have a cameo as the guy from "23" and the movie "24" be a different actor playing Fingerling? And this new actor would kill off Carey in the first 5 minutes or so. The movie would then delve into the true story of how Carey's Carey in "23" really stole his life and created a totally stolen persona.

[–] rjerez 16 years ago

Liar, Liar 2

Max Reede(Will Farrell or Dane Cook) now all grown up, has seemed to picked up his dad's old habit of lying. So when he encounters a voodoo witch that he lies to, she cast a spell on him to not make him lie for 1 day. So now his day has turned upside down...can he realize the errors of his ways?

[–] robbyego 16 years ago

Lemony Snickets "A Painful Rectal Itch."
A virtual who's-whom of picking up where the talented guy left off, Directed by Mike "Don't Call Me Chris" Newell, featuring Music by Elliot "I Never heard of Oingo-Boingo" Goldenthal. Two Children (Jerry Messing and Nicole Fugere) search for their missing pet muscrat (Shelly Long) in a dusty old house.
PLOT SPOILER: a vaguely scarey guy does stupid stuff. Starring Jason Patric.

Liar Liar Liar
Written and Directed by Harold P. Warren. A lawyer takes his family on a long and pointless trip through the California desert and lies to law enforcement officers and servants of the dead they meet along the way.
PLOT SPOILER: this movie has no plot. Starring Ryan Phillippe.

[–] smoothcriminal01 16 years ago

ACE VENTURA: Attack of the Toads
Starring Dave Sheridan as the goofball gumshoe's son's father.
Ace is on another case when a master animal theif steals a frog from the near by stream for top secret experimental needs. The frog cheif calls Ventura asking for his help, using his toad communication abilities, Ace jumps to the rescue of the overgrown tadpole and uses clues to track down the criminal. Will Ace return to Melissa, Ace Jr. and his soon to be daughter? Or will the frog theif turn him into a toad and sit him on a lillipad to be eaten by...frog eating wolves???

Find out soon in 'ACE VENTURA: Attack of the Toads'!