Absolutly aweful


I kinda wish I had that hour and a half of my life I wasted on this movie back. The boobs weren't even worth it. And the award for worst sound in a motion picture goes to. And the award for worst cgi effects ever goes to. Snakes on a train! But really what do you expect from a b-movie rip off of a b-movie.

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Hey Artard

Maybe you could spend an hour and a half learning to spell the word a w f u l correctly.

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maybe he meant awe-ful like he was full of awe about the movie he was watching.
It did have a damn good ending.

No!! Don't eat me!!!
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I liked the badness of this movie.

Ramones, the best band ever.

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Voetsek maybe you can spend an Hour and a half to spell R-Tard Correctly

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Seriously though, what is an Artard?
1.) Is it a mini version of an AT-AT from Star Wars thats made by Nissan and only holds 5 storm troopers?
2.) Is it a brand new insult that i have yet to learn? in which case could someone please explain its meaning?
3.) Is it some new version of the word retard that no-one has ever seen before and probably never will again?
4.) Is it the weird bloke who lives next door to me with that big weird dog that looks like Honda from Streetfighter 2?
Please god help me!

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Its just another other way of saying Retard, As Mentioned in Southpark.

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"Absolutly aweful"

Just like your spelling. Heh Heh.

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I always thought it meant a person with no artistic sense (art retard....).

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Not a film to watch while you are eating veg or having a Lime drink!
The ending surprised me, have to admit i guessed she turned into a snake, but not that she would eat the train
Total rip-off of SOAPlane, and will sell many copies on that basis
SOAPlane was a laugh, and i even went and brought a copy, not a good idea as it gave the gf nightmares!
Not a film i would advise showing on a plane.
This was a S movie not Snakes but S**T!
But i bet the film makers will make a mint on it

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