favorite lines/parts - Snakes on a Train (2006) Discussion

[–] el_jk 17 years ago

I was loving the disclaimers at the end of the credits

"The events, characters and firms depicted in this photoplay are fictitious. Really. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purly coincidental, and very weird. We suggest moving and/or taking a plane.

No snakes were hurt in the making of this screenplay. Only a small child but it's cool.....

Why are you still reading this? Go back to thevideo store and rent another Asylim film. You know you want to*."

How can you not love that

(*on a side note I'm really in the mood now for watching another bad movie)

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[–] ipsilateral 17 years ago

"He checks the tickets ... of all the people."
"Jeez Sommer don't say it like that!"

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[–] SgtScruffy 17 years ago

"This train isn't stopping."

"WROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG"

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[–] ipsilateral 17 years ago

"We have a wunaway twain! Wunaway twain! WUNAWAY TWAIN!"

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[–] ricky_fantastic 17 years ago

I loved the bizarre line...

"You're full of Snakes!!"

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[–] Tish418 15 years ago

I loved that line!

"you're full of snakes. They want to come out"

Genius!!

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-We've lost yet again-

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[–] Captain_Jack5 17 years ago

I'm surprised no one has said anything about the scene where the little girl gets eaten. with the weird sock-puppet snake head. BEST PART!!!!

Oh, and the OC moment when the cop and the ex-cop shoot each other multiple times and give each other hateful and overacted looks.

oh, and who needs an acting job so badly, they're willing to put snakes in there mouth and pretty much suck on them. who?!?!?!?

W: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!

J: AHHHHHH!!!!

W: Nevermind, let's go!

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[–] DoomCraft 17 years ago

"Your mother's *beep* smells like carpet cleaner!" (Actually stolen from the film Barfly)

"When Chico comes back, he's gonna stab your assss!" (the "assss" does it)

"Dude, don't be such a vagina!" (who calls people vagina's?)

"On one of your conventions again, huh?"
"Well, you know us Technical Engineers." (I wonder if him being a Technical Engineer is important to the plot, lol)

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[–] jimfish-2 17 years ago

"She has snakes!"

"WRRRRRONNNNNGGGGGGG!"

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[–] Woodyanders 16 years ago

My favorite part is when the train engineer gets caught smoking crack out of a light bulb. I never saw that one coming. And that "you gotta be kiddin' me!" over-the-top ending with the giant CGI snake eating the train was simply astonishing.

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[–] retwin316 16 years ago

What about:

I'm gona send your goofy cowboy *** straight to hick heaven!

This movie was pretty bad, but it had some amusing parts. If you all like this movie, you gotta check out Cabin Fever and Abominable. Both of them are far funnier than this.

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[–] BobbySimone86 15 years ago

The ending obviously was the best part. 2nd best was the cowboy fake Narc cop hooking up with the girl.
The best thing in the movie was the brunette girl with the blue top, very very hot.

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[–] gunnafan 14 years ago

The ending is definitely the best part - by far!

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[–] tepista 14 years ago

I didn't know that Mexicans speak English when they're together, and when white people come around suddenly they don't speak English anymore. I wonder if this is a conspiracy that Snakes on a Train has uncovered.

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[–] zehaas 11 years ago

The line when the train stops at El Paso. The announcment taken directly from<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339">Airplane!</a>; , "There is no parking in the red zone. The white zone is for loading and unloading only."

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