what is with this ending - Snakes on a Train (2006) Discussion

[–] guestar57 18 years ago

WATCH the movie !

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[–] hellhumanity 18 years ago

A badly textured and poorly rendered CGI snake eats the train and is then killed by a magic necklace.

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[–] daschwank212 18 years ago

lol...magic necklace

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[–] movie_jail 18 years ago

Not just a magic necklace, one that summons a tornado.

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[–] cristom3 18 years ago

a tornado that deports it back into mexico.

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[–] NxNWRocks 8 years ago

a tornado full of sharks?

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[–] undisided1 17 years ago

Well, the original ending ended with Brujo and Alma turning into snake hybrids and walking off. Only Summer, Crystal, and Miguel were supposed to survive. What happened was during the one of the last days of filming, the producers called from Cannes and told them to change it to Alma becoming a giant snake and eating the train. And production was also behind schedule, so they couldn't kill everyone off, which is why there are more survivors in the end.

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[–] rollermacka 18 years ago

basically the lady turns into a giant snake then Sammuel L. jackson burst in and says "I'm thired of these MFin sankes on my MFin train,". Then the snake says "I am the senate" and Jackson says "not yet" and the snake snarls and charges at him. Then right at the end Jackson takes a handfull of the drug and eats them and says "theres nothing to it it's just candy" and the sanke begins to feel it's stomach rummbling from the drinks it drank and explodes everywhere.

THE END

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[–] crappyfunnycrap3 18 years ago

That was just retarted.

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[–] rollermacka 18 years ago

so was this movie

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[–] Hawknfox 18 years ago

Yeah, you can't really expect highbrow humor when this film is involved. Seriously though, who's responsible for this movie being made?

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[–] AFIACATHERINE 18 years ago

The people who made snakes on a plane maybe?

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[–] future_star_24 18 years ago

I am fully stoked on seeing the movie! I saw Snakes On a Plane opening night and thought it was freaking hilarious!!!!! It was the best worst movie EVER! haha I actually don't have any expectations for this movie, I know it's going to suck, but for some reason I REALLY want to see it :P

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[–] TheDraytonSawyer 18 years ago

I thought this movie was alright, until it got near the end. What happened just didn't really make sense to me. Everything else was pretty fun to watch though. This is definately a budget movie, but not those really crappy types.

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[–] ironfist92 17 years ago

When I read on one of the reviews it was a funny ending, the first thing I thought was the snake exploding out of the young woman's butthole after finishing eating her insides, leaving the hollow corpse behind and jumping into another persons butthole, leaving a retarded cliffhanger for the homo-retarded director to make A "snakes on the train 2: This time, it's a crane!"

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[–] BearDrivingCar 17 years ago

I have to say, this movie was horrible. Sure it had a few laughs only cause it was cheesy as anything. Snakes On a Plane was and always will be a better movie.

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[–] briandeadman49 17 years ago

WORST EFFECTS EVER

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[–] el_jk 17 years ago

I just finished wathing it, it's so legendary, althoug it's missing a theme song like Snakes on a Plane to make it that much more legendary

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[–] dicepants 17 years ago

Actually, this movie came out a week or so before Snakes on a Plane. Still, has to be one of the worst movies made. I was expecting good-bad, but it was just bad

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[–] DoomCraft 17 years ago

AFIACATHERINE, this is not from the people who made Snakes on a Plane. The Asylum (the production company of this film) makes a living on making cheap rip-offs of big films so they can cash in on the hype.

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[–] minominop 17 years ago

Someone who was hit with a tart, and then hit with another tart, could be said to be retarted.

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[–] sklisiewecz 17 years ago

You spelled retarded wrong. In my experience people who use the phrase retarded (which in my opinion should be up there with the "n" word) are not so far removed from those they would disparage.

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[–] lovely_chris 17 years ago

crappyfunnycrap3: That was just retarted.

Your stupid.

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[–] Butcer 17 years ago

yeah its a pretty big snake

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[–] trigun_78 15 years ago

This movie was AMAZING, you guys that say it sucks just dont get it. *beep* 9/10. The best part was when the Joker was dressed like a nurse and couldnt get the last explosion to go off, then he finally does and walks away all satisfied.

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[–] Butcer 17 years ago

Yeah its a big snake alright

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[–] peter_ridgard 17 years ago

I've seen bigger.

A Quiff And A Chin In A Drawer.

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[–] Woodyanders 16 years ago

That ending was priceless. The CGI effects were terrible. I loved it!

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[–] nickwarrenauthor 16 years ago

Indeed, even with CGI the train looked like a Tyco model!!!

This movie even makes TAIL STING seem Oscar worthy, and that is saying something!!! One of the worst I have ever seen. What next, WORMS ON A BUS??

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[–] fhowchief 12 years ago

My understanding is that it's a cliff hanger. They were planning on a sequel entitled, "Return Of Snakes On A Train", but the producers couldn't afford a round-trip ticket for the snakes and, instead, just up and left them in Southern Louisiana without their baggage.

If ever there were a time to feel sympathy for a bunch of snakes, it is now.

FAX

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