is this the sequel to Snakes on a Plane? - Snakes on a Train (2006) Discussion

[–] Deadly-Sin 17 years ago

Yes, it's a prequel... after the girl gets to Los Angeles, she turns into a black man and goes to star on Snakes On A Plane.

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[–] King-Grim 17 years ago

Next up is 'Snakes on a Lane', where Samuel L. Jackson mutates into an English farmer and has to deal with an outbreak of killer snakes on a narrow country lane. I can't wait.

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[–] barbarasmitty 17 years ago

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[–] RPKingery 17 years ago

Or "Snakes on a Lane" could be about a bowling alley filled with deadly snakes. I can see the tagline....This Summer....They Will "STRIKE." That would be good.

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[–] haunting752 17 years ago

Or, "Snakes in the Drain" bugs start crawling out of the drain in a wealthy bitch's house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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[–] amish_wiseguy 16 years ago

"Snakes on a Stage": The Broadway Musical

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[–] hypersilent 16 years ago

Or "Snakes on a Dane", about an unlucky danish guy.

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[–] eugenep13 16 years ago

Stephen King already had it...Instead it was the golf course:-)

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[–] bljdwalker-1 16 years ago

Howsabout:

Snakes dragging main

or give a nod to hitchcock:

Stranger snakes on a train

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[–] noxidm 16 years ago

Don't forget Snakes on a Crane. That could be interesting.

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[–] dead_kenny311 14 years ago

Snakes on the Plain

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[–] goonie8-1 16 years ago

hahahaha

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[–] shreyashdugar 16 years ago

"Or "Snakes on a Lane" could be about a bowling alley filled with deadly snakes. I can see the tagline....This Summer....They Will "STRIKE." That would be good."

ROTFLOL

The movie starts with 2 teenage guys in a bowling arcade.
One of them picks up a bowling ball, ready to strike the ten pins.
Just as he is about to roll the ball, a snake slithers out of the bownling ball, and bites the dude in the crotch! *Ouch!*

Oh, and btw, the ball rolled, and he got a STRIKE! :D :P

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[–] Lby54229 10 years ago

Hilarious!!

SNAKES ON THE GAIN.
Killer snakes. Killer weight.

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[–] BHt88 8 years ago

Snakes looking for fame - a reality tv show where snakes compete for fame
Singing dancing magic tricks comedy etc like american idol and 30 secs to fame dancing with the stars etc

Snakes in the drain - a live action movie where people call snakes to unclog their sinks/bathroom/pipes etc
The main characters are 2 plumber snakes
*watch out mario bros

Snakes and gain (laundry detergent) the new spokesman characters for gain commercials
Like that gecko from geico

Snakes loves Hanes (more commercials featuring snakes that love the comfort of Hanes underwear

Snakes and lil Wayne The snakes make a rap album with lil Wayne

Demon knight 2: Snakes with billy Zane Billy Zane is back from hell and this time he has teamed up with the snakes

Snakes out of frame : a group of teenagers run around like the Blair witch and are killed by the snakes when they trespass their
Mating grounds and are killed one by one (a live action "found footage" movie like rec and quarantine / Blair witch (the snakes are hardly/barely seen in the movie but the characters deaths are implied for a "more scary first person jump scare fast camera" effect

You got served 5: snakes off the Chain A group of high school teens battle against other schools in their yearly dancing competitions and their last group to dance against are a group of snakes

Snake Gangbang : an adult movie(parody) (based on the snake franchise )

Probably plenty more. Enough for now I'll let someone else take a wack @ it

The snake AIM and champagne comments were funny

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[–] NickiDrea 17 years ago

Next up is 'Snakes on a Lane', where Samuel L. Jackson mutates into an English farmer and has to deal with an outbreak of killer snakes on a narrow country lane. I can't wait.

By far one of the funniest things I've ever read on here.

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[–] PaperCliche 17 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:D that is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

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[–] boshk11 17 years ago

isnt that with ben afflek? they get into an accident while changing lanes, and then he attacks him with snakes.

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[–] zombieslayer909 17 years ago

Snakes on a Chain.

What could possibly go wrong?

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[–] Karpathian 17 years ago

No, not a drain.

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[–] King-Grim 17 years ago

Snakes in a Brain. A snake lays eggs in an ear, and they hatch out inside...

That could be pretty gory...

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[–] dhouseforlife 17 years ago

snakes on a crane. in this action-packed sequel to last summer's blockbuster hit, a bunch of snakes start attacking a construction site..

and that is the reason why it takes forever for a new building to be erected. because of snake attacks!

what do you guys thinK? this is miramax studio material!!

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[–] another_dot_com 17 years ago

Snakes on David Blaine, where all the snakes dissapear! Then we'll all forget about this rubbish so-called film.

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[–] King-Grim 17 years ago

Going in another direction, we could have Flakes on a Plane - a plane gets overrun with killer chocolate bars. Or snowflakes.

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[–] Captainnn 17 years ago

snakes on a pane-where snakes are thrown into Harper's Window & Glass to run out customers in order for the competing store across the street to be superior. Don't miss the shattering ending.

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[–] horrorvideos 17 years ago

Snakes in my vain, Junkies know what i mean

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[–] trenchthroat 17 years ago

Snakes on John wayne.
Rattlesnakes VS the awesome cowboy.
Would be awesome!!

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[–] JMcClane02 17 years ago

a porn: snakes up in jane
aggricultural terrorism: snakes in the grain
multi meaning: snakes and the flame

really the list could go on and on...let us all agree that snakes=horrible movies. i.e. anaconda and anaconda 2.

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[–] xPhenomenusx 17 years ago

haha I like that one.

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[–] saltcoatston 16 years ago

Two people used mine, but failed to go for the better option!

Snakes on a Crane, in which Kelsey Grammar and David Hyde Pierce face a battle to save John Mahoney and his little dog from a mass invasion of vipers and rattlesnakes.

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[–] fernandomcclellan 17 years ago

Or even Snakes in Maine vs John McClane! Co-Written by Stephen King and Starring Katie Holmes, Bruce Willis & Halle Berry, but they couldn't pay da bitch enough to do that movie...we all know Katie will take anything though.

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[–] lezardormeurgeant 8 years ago

Not if they roost outside the scalp : the Origin of Medusa.

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[–] dhouseforlife 17 years ago

since most movie sequels take place in europe, u can do Snakes In Ukraine. its clever

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[–] ace_erath 17 years ago

lol.

snakes in ukraine. "it's clever."

HAHAHAHA. i love it.

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[–] Imhereandthatsall 17 years ago

Snakes in the rain. A musical.

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[–] hornygrimbridge 16 years ago

how about snakes in a brothel, that would be entertaining lol

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[–] lezardormeurgeant 8 years ago

AKA "Hissing In The Rain"

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[–] lezardormeurgeant 8 years ago

That would explain the downing of MH 317.

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[–] Taybugboo 17 years ago

I saw a thing on Tv about this. People will make knockoffs of Hollywood blockbusters so that people will rent them either because they think that it is the original or a sequel or just to see what the heck the deal is. Its just a money-maker.

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[–] JMcClane02 17 years ago

so that explains ocean's 10

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[–] gummersam 17 years ago

"Snakes In Pain" - The Snakes after Sam Jackson blasts all the Mother *beep* Snakes off the mother *beep* plane. Many Thanks. Thanks.
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[–] vanillainflux 17 years ago

snakes in a great dane (erupt out of a doggie)

it's a dirty world Reich, say what you want

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[–] VoodooChicken 17 years ago

Ugly Betty had Ocean's 11 inches ;)

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[–] callumchester 17 years ago

The finale is Snakes In A Mane... where a snake-infested Medusa lion jumps into the crowd of a travelling circus and the big top is reduced to chaos as the deadly vipers mutilate the clowns and acrobats.

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[–] Satsunohadouryu 17 years ago

I have had it with these mother******* snakes on this mother******* Train!!
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[–] ace_erath 17 years ago

that's not true at all.
uhh... mortal kombat, anyone?

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[–] suga_high59 17 years ago

snakes on a crane is the sequel.
where the snakes are all heavy macherniey workers and can drop things on their victems as well as bite them.

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[–] Room_On_Fire 17 years ago

How is this a sequel if it came out before Plane?

And it was straight-to-DVD and not from the same company (New Line Cinema).

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[–] datphoolishboi21 17 years ago

What about Snakes in the Rain where the snakes attack places that are raining and people die with the yellin and the screamin and the dying.

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[–] Imhereandthatsall 17 years ago

Snakes in the rain should be a musical.

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[–] NickiDrea 17 years ago

The only thing I expect out of lawyers is that they be back in their coffins by sunup

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[–] NickiDrea 17 years ago

I heard that there's going to a a REAL sequel next year to Snakes on a Plane. It's going to be called "Snakes Go Insane"- I think it's going to be a mixture of "Girl, Interrupted" and "Snakes on a Plane."

EDIT: I have a couple of ideas myself. How about "Snakes Are Ashamed"? It could a sequel to "Snakes on a Plane" AND "Snakes on a Train"- the snakes are so depressed by how they were portrayed in the other two movies that they have to see a therapist...

OR

"Snakes Take the Blame"- a story where SPIDERS attack people on a plane but the snakes are kind and take the blame for it.

The only thing I expect out of lawyers is that they be back in their coffins by sunup

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[–] DonkeyCorleone 17 years ago

I think with the ever-decreasing budgets, the third such movie must surely now be Snakes on a Skateboard. It will be the best of the three.

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[–] tehIcon 14 years ago

"Snakes Take the Blame"- a story where SPIDERS attack people on a plane but the snakes are kind and take the blame for it.

LMAO, one of the funniest things I've ever read.

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