Don't waste your time/i'll sum it up for you
I wanted to see this after a Thumbs Up from Ebert on the new show. Thought it was going to be touching and sweet. I found it to be a really gross movie despite Christopher Plummer's soft British voice taking us through things every step of the way.
Plummer's character lives for his dog who is out of control more times than not in public. Despite the dog's behavior he insists on taking her everywhere with him. At first he becomes obsessed with her bathroom habits (shown in animated details). Later in the movie he pretty much decides the dog needs to get laid and have puppies. He tries to mate her with a few male dogs (also shown in animated details).
Finally he settles her with a dog that lives near them. She ends up having 8 puppies. Plummer's character then reminds himself he can't take care of that many dogs in his small English flat. At first he thinks of drowning them. (Not kidding). But then he just ends up giving them away to various ppl some of which didn't care for them at all and he never knew where they ended up in the end.
At the end he casually tells us Tulip died at almost age 16 and she made those years the most happy for him.
The end.
This movie was only an hour and twenty minutes but I couldn't wait for it to end.